My brain won't turn on

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  1. Synth Life

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    is this good or bad
     
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  3. shinyzen

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    yes
     
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  4. kolutshan

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    We already gave at the office.
     
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    Have you tried a frontal lobotomy? Personally I'd prefer a bottle in front of me.
     
  6. PulseWave

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    Here is a quick checklist to help jump-start your brain:

    • Hydrate: Drink a large glass of water. Dehydration is a sneaky cause of sudden brain fog and fatigue.

    • Change Your Physics: Stand up, stretch, or do 10 jumping jacks. Getting your blood flowing physically pumps more oxygen to your brain.

    • The 20-20-20 Rule: If you've been staring at a screen, look at something 20 feet away for at least 20 seconds to give your eyes and brain a break.

    • Step into the Light: Open a window or step outside for a minute. Natural sunlight triggers hormones in your brain that wake you up.

    • Ditch the Multitasking: If you're trying to do four things at once, your brain might just freeze. Pick one tiny, easy task and do just that for five minutes.
     
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  7. Crinklebumps

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    It's good, it shows that you're human.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Joi n t he clubb.
     
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    what do you mean...
     
  12. DoubleTake

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    Bro ... same here!
    I think we have the same brain!
     
  13. Will Kweks

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    I've got the opposite problem: my brain won't switch off.

    We need a switch for the brain obviously... I need to get in touch with the management to demand this. In the meantime, anyone know any good mods for the brain?
     
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    I don't have those kinds of problems. I lack brain since :suicide:
     
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    You are an organism, not a machine.
    The button is called "sleep"!
    Go to bed in the evening and close your eyes—then you'll fall asleep.
     
  16. oFcAsHeEp

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    I know a fun mod that I personally like, but I can't recommend it due to legal and health reasons, opinions and results may vary.
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    You might also find some rather entertaining mods in the "Psychedelics" category, but thread carefully.
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  17. Haze

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    Have you tried switching it off and on again?

    Alternatively, RTFM.

    Just don't Google it as you'll only receive an AI answer that will most likely result in further errors.
     
  18. techdevil

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    mine fled the building years ago.
     
  19. clipper

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    Could it be the heat?

    Cause in my case, it is... 34ºC. Two days ago it was 38. No hunger, no energy, no movement, no thinking, just drinking.
    Even killing time with crosswords is a huge challenge to me. So I'm doing nothing involving my brain besides wiping my ass when I go to the toilet.

    Fortunately, I live in the countryside, so I'm in the buff all day long...

    Hydrate well. Rest well and have coffee in the morning.
     
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  20. David Brock

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    Ask this guy for a screwtop replacement...

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  21. zalbadar

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    Might be worth checking what's in your food.

    The food colours "Tartrazine", "E110 Sunset Yellow" or "E133 Brilliant Blue", give me a large amount in any meal and I'm useless for hours.

    Lemon sherbert with E110 is like ADHD in a tub.
    Yet I still find myself eating it from time to time?
     
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