I have Acquired Enough Tutorials to Make Me an Expert

Discussion in 'humor' started by Msot HI, May 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM.

  1. Msot HI

    Msot HI Ultrasonic

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    I have procured enough tutorials and materials to make me a supremely skilled music producer. I just have to watch the videos.
     
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  3. Jelly

    Jelly Ultrasonic

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    I have downloaded enough VST plugins to make me a world-class music producer. I just have to install them.
     
  4. Will Kweks

    Will Kweks Audiosexual

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    I've acquired enough scorn to destroy the world. Now I just need to get nuclear weapons.
     
  5. Crinklebumps

    Crinklebumps Audiosexual

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    I've eaten enough dog food to prepare me for the next economic collapse.
     
  6. BenniTheBlockbuster

    BenniTheBlockbuster Platinum Record

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    I've watched enough porn to be the best fucker in the world... unfortunately, I'm sitting in front of a computer looking for the right snare
     
  7. PulseWave

    PulseWave Audiosexual

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    Without talent and a lot of practice – meaning many years of professional experience – it won't amount to anything.
     
  8. iswingwood

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    I have acquired all the best local ai models and built a home server to run them....now I just need to figure out what to do with all that context.

    But yea practice makes perfect. I cried while doing scales and memorizing chords as a kid. Now I yearn for the time to practice.
    the ironies of life.
     
  9. Triphammer

    Triphammer Platinum Record

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    No need. Life mastered irony eons ago.
     
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