I have procured enough tutorials and materials to make me a supremely skilled music producer. I just have to watch the videos.

 

I have downloaded enough VST plugins to make me a world-class music producer. I just have to install them.

 

I've acquired enough scorn to destroy the world. Now I just need to get nuclear weapons.

 

I've eaten enough dog food to prepare me for the next economic collapse.

 

I've watched enough porn to be the best fucker in the world... unfortunately, I'm sitting in front of a computer looking for the right snare

 

Without talent and a lot of practice – meaning many years of professional experience – it won't amount to anything.

 

I have acquired all the best local ai models and built a home server to run them....now I just need to figure out what to do with all that context.

But yea practice makes perfect. I cried while doing scales and memorizing chords as a kid. Now I yearn for the time to practice.
the ironies of life.

 

No need. Life mastered irony eons ago.