Start your own monthly singles meetup or dance with other singles. This is meant to be a guide to "helping you help yourself."
Don't wait your whole life for something to happen to you; take matters into your own hands.

Go to the local newspaper, the one in your town or the one in the next largest city. Talk to the editor and tell him you'd like to organize an inaugural meeting of a singles meetup. He'll want to publish a date for a coffee date. If there are two, three, or four of you after the meeting, organize regular weekend meetups. Then you'll be among like-minded people.

Another idea, which is quite unconventional but might spark your imagination, is to find your future wife abroad, marry her, and thereby obtain a residency permit for her in your country. There are many countries that are desperately poor, and some women would gladly leave to find a better life.

Marriage of foreign women - Study refutes prejudices
https://www-n--tv-de.translate.goog...en&_x_tr_hl=de&_x_tr_pto=wapp&_x_tr_hist=true
You want to meet a foreign woman and don't know where to start?
https://washingtonbeerblog.com/how-to-meet-women-from-other-countries-quick-guide/
Dating: www.internationalcupid.com

P.S.: The human population is almost evenly split into 50% women and 50% men.
Warning! In our country, some men are invited on dates by criminals and then robbed.

 

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I'd like to add to that, that there is also love at 10th sight: Having another person in your life you feel so comfortable around that someday both ask themselves the question, why aren't we actually a couple?

It's not as intense as the falling in love head over heels at first sight but usually more stable and less crazy.

 

Tips...

https://youtube.com/shorts/Dke3hw3xLnQ?si=h-JivBbc4IraIU0N

 

I once saw a guy shagging a sheep.
Naively I asked "Are you shearing it"?
"No" he replied "You'll have to get your own".

Another tip is take the sheep to the edge of a cliff because they push back harder.

 

pr0n is cheaper than dating tho.

 

You MUST be Welsh and own the obligatory Wellies .

 

Theres a large group of over 50's women on dating apps who now focus on friends first and 'taking it slow'. I think they have unreal expectations that they should really explore with their close friends, not on a DATING app.

Thing is, for me and other men (and women) we don't want just a friend - passion and romance are still very important. We cant spend months seeing if it MIGHT become a physical relationship. In my case, both my long relationships ended because we just became sexless best friends. If that was enough for both of us we could have just stayed together. DATING is about romance that should be apparent right from the start, and if we start as friends most of the time we'll stay just friends. You cant manufacture chemistry.

 

The supposedly oldest profession in the world is prostitution (the modern term is sex worker).

 

Cheers, ill be exploring local social situations/hobby meets in spring.

Regarding long distance...no, I want LOVE not a business deal. Chemistry and love can only be clear in person, and i wont invest time in something unless we both feel the same way. Don't get me wrong, I love foreign women much more than UK women, my ex was Serbian, before that I had intense things with an Australian, Iranian, German and Brazilian who lived in the UK (im not a player, that was across 8 years). But we were together because we liked and fancied each other, no one needed citizenship (the wonderful pre brexit days).

We get a ton of romance scammers on the apps in UK now.

 

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Oh yeah? Then how do you explain this?

 

Have you ever analyzed why your relationships didn't last? Five women in eight years.
I'd be interested to know what's really going on with these people.

Here in Germany, there's something new: "Help, the self-centered ones are coming!" These are people who only look out for their own interests and treat others badly. Then there's the career model, where children aren't part of the equation, and a class of people with mental health issues, childhood trauma, for example, and other problems.

I believe that our world is becoming increasingly detached from nature and God, and that digitalization is eroding much of our humanity.
I think the world is spinning too fast, and many people are simply overwhelmed and long for the days before the internet.

I understand what you mean by true love. I think you should look where intelligent and humane people come together, like in a nature conservation group or through social engagement. You also have to give the other person the opportunity to get to know you. I'm not a fan of online dating either; I prefer real life.

Some women start a conversation like this: My ex-husband, the house, the debts, and being a single mother—oh man... you can imagine the rest!

 

Just one question...is that sheep of legal age?

 

Ewe mean old enough to flock?

 

Of course. I love women so much. Women rule. Men are dumb as fuck (except for @Lois Lane who is the best man ever, but, you know, still a man )

 

Yay! It's Valentines Day again! =D

Literally me:

 

my girl says she doesnt care about valentines day but im gonna get her some stuff anyways

 

https://bsky.app/

 

Swapping the birthday for Valentine's Day, how many here are in a similar situation to the guy in this skit?
Be honest.

 

Everything is wrong in someone´s opinion.. fuck it!
Happy Valentine´s Day! Love you all m*****kers anyway!