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  1. zpaces

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    Every time you yawn, a ghost puts his d*ck in your mouth.
     
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  3. Synclavier

    Synclavier Audiosexual

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    now I get why parents instilled me a habit to cover my mouth with a hand while yawning
     
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  4. Will Kweks

    Will Kweks Audiosexual

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    Is this one of those "how many spiders you have eaten while sleeping?" kind of things? Because, yawn, old news.
     
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  5. Kluster

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    That's not a ghost.
    It's me wearing a sheet:rofl:
     
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  6. David Brock

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    Ewww. .. Ectoplasm
     
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  7. holdup13

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    I don't know why I laughed at this but I did...
     
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  8. Xupito

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    Holy shit, I'm a big yawner... :rofl:
    I guess I've not only sucked pussies then
    Does that make me non-binary?
     
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  9. Synclavier

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    Well, that's the only thing you can do, knowing that some ghosts have been abusing you for a long time.


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  10. Usr4321

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    About that...it'd be swell if you could boost your citrus intake. Thanks.
     
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  11. Colrik

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    You surely know also what happens every time you emit a flatulence.
     
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  12. zpaces

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    #metoo
     
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  13. aymat

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    Things arent always what they semen.. :drummer:
     
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  14. zpaces

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  15. Frogsworth

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    I can see ghosts and it's only ghost tiddies for me, thanks.
     
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  16. Colrik

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    Parents know...
     
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