So a guitarist was arrested for fingering A minor.


Your turn!

 

You can't Handel my jokes

 

Acustica Audio

 

Привокзальная проститутка связалась с бас-гитаристом и опустилась на самое дно)

 

Q: How do you know a drummer is at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: What's the difference between a jazz bass player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

Me: I am music producer. I wanna be famous.
My family: Ok, it's time for your meds pal.

 

Our Bass player lost his car keys...

It took him hours to get out.

 

I like Nickelback.

 

what is better than a rose on a piano?
r 2lips on an organ

 

The price of music products, plugins, instruments, effects, hardware, everything really
And ESPECIALLY anything Avid!

 

Liberace was an accomplished pianist.
But he sucked on the organ.

 

...organist.

 

What do you call somebody that hangs around with musicians?
A Drummer

 

What’s the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a salad bar?
-- The salad bar pays more attention to the rhythm section.

What's the difference between a classical saxophone sound and a sine wave?
-- A sine wave has more complexity and richness in terms of ratio of overtones to fundamental.

 

What did the kangaroo say to the pianist?
-Nothing, kangaroos can't talk.

 

Q: What do you get if you put a didgeridoo into kangaroo ass?
A: A Kangaridoo

 

I'll think I'll just FF.

 

Wes Borland