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Discussion in 'humor' started by zpaces, Sep 22, 2025.

  1. zpaces

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    So a guitarist was arrested for fingering A minor.


    Your turn!
     
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    You can't Handel my jokes
     
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    Acustica Audio
     
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    Привокзальная проститутка связалась с бас-гитаристом и опустилась на самое дно)
     
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    Q: How do you know a drummer is at the door?
    A: The knocking speeds up.
    Q: What's the difference between a jazz bass player and a large pizza?
    A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
     
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    Me: I am music producer. I wanna be famous.
    My family: Ok, it's time for your meds pal.
     
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    Our Bass player lost his car keys...

    It took him hours to get out.
     
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    I like Nickelback.
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    what is better than a rose on a piano?
    r 2lips on an organ
     
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    The price of music products, plugins, instruments, effects, hardware, everything really
    And ESPECIALLY anything Avid!
     
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    Liberace was an accomplished pianist.
    But he sucked on the organ.
     
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    ...organist.
     
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    What do you call somebody that hangs around with musicians?
    A Drummer :winker:
     
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    What’s the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a salad bar?
    -- The salad bar pays more attention to the rhythm section.

    What's the difference between a classical saxophone sound and a sine wave?
    -- A sine wave has more complexity and richness in terms of ratio of overtones to fundamental.
     
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    What did the kangaroo say to the pianist?
    -Nothing, kangaroos can't talk.
     
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    Q: What do you get if you put a didgeridoo into kangaroo ass?
    A: A Kangaridoo
     
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    I'll think I'll just FF.
     
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