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  1. zpaces

    zpaces Platinum Record

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    Every time you yawn, a ghost puts his d*ck in your mouth.
     
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    zpaces, Sep 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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  3. Synclavier

    Synclavier Audiosexual

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    now I get why parents instilled me a habit to cover my mouth with a hand while yawning
     
    Synclavier, Sep 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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  4. Will Kweks

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    Is this one of those "how many spiders you have eaten while sleeping?" kind of things? Because, yawn, old news.
     
    Will Kweks, Sep 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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  5. Kluster

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    That's not a ghost.
    It's me wearing a sheet:rofl:
     
    Kluster, Sep 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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  6. David Brock

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    Ewww. .. Ectoplasm
     
    David Brock, Sep 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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  7. holdup13

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    I don't know why I laughed at this but I did...
     
    holdup13, Sep 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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  8. Xupito

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    Holy shit, I'm a big yawner... :rofl:
    I guess I've not only sucked pussies then
    Does that make me non-binary?
     
    Xupito, Sep 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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  9. Synclavier

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    Well, that's the only thing you can do, knowing that some ghosts have been abusing you for a long time.


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    Synclavier, Sep 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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  10. Usr4321

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    About that...it'd be swell if you could boost your citrus intake. Thanks.
     
    Usr4321, Sep 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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  11. Colrik

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    You surely know also what happens every time you emit a flatulence.
     
    Colrik, Sep 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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