how does sex affect your producing/mixing performance

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how does sex affect your producing/mixing performance

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  1. DoubleTake

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    That sucks more than almost anything I can recall hearing.
    Sounds like it is for people who are in the act of committing suicide.
     
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  2. David Brock

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    I use the rhythm method. Usually 7/8 or 23/16.


    In the still image, you can see Todd showing you how big his penis is.
     
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  3. ArticStorm

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    i would say it depends on only lust and passion, lust can leave you empty, while passionate sex can give u inspiration.
     
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  4. biginjapan

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    i never had sex
     
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  5. Synclavier

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    how could you become so big in japan than?
     
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  6. Xupito

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    Oh my, for me is helpful for Hard Cock.
    Sometimes I also need that blue pill but that's another story
     
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  7. joelynnpamplin

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    For me, I noticed I mix better after release—less tension, more focus. Sometimes I even take a break and watch anime hentai; weirdly, it resets my brain. I come back with fresh ears and more creative energy. Everyone’s different, but stuff like that weirdly works for me.
     
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  8. Will Kweks

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    Certain bodily fluids are a pain to clean off gear, let me tell you that much.
     
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  9. Fluxxx

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    You mean I've been blue balling myself on purpose, hoping it would improve my music... and it doesnt?
    /unzips
     
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  10. Lois Lane

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    I tend to be flat before making love, but during and shortly afterwards a'sharp...so not much if any a difference for me! :rofl:
     
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  11. Synthia James

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    As a Virgin, this thread offends me :snuffy:
     
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  12. ghostwriter

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    i don't have any, so i can't tell... :,(
     
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  13. fleschdnb

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    In the past, my wife gets frustrated when my attention is on the production - so these days I try not to do both at the same time.
     
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  14. fleschdnb

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    To be clear, I stopped having sex with my wife in order to focus on the music.
     
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  15. Nefarai

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    I used to do this, but I got kicked out of Abbey Road and they had to get the mixing desk professionally cleaned
     
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  16. Zenarcist

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    Yeah, it totally messes up my computer screen, which I have to clean every day!
     
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  17. Audioguydaz

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    My enormous testicles mean i can't get close enough to the desk. So I'm losing money day on day.
     
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  18. triggerflipper

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    Let me tell you something, listening to your own tracks while tripping balls on LSD + MDMA + 2CB and pounding your ass with 13 inch dildos and football large anal plugs is the closest one can come to meeting God.
     
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  19. Sinus Well

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    I use my ears and brain for mixing, not my dick. :dunno:
     
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  20. Will Kweks

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    I'm not saying moving faders with a dick is easy, but it's certainly easier than with a brain.
     
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