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  1. GluBloB

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    It's a joke
    Just counting the vieuwers

    :D
     
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    GluBloB, Jun 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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  3. jhagen

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    from GluBlob, everyone is welcome.

    Good luck.
     
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  4. Xupito

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    You bastard... but it's hilarious indeed :rofl:
    PS. Oops I miss-clicked the rating of too much laughs :hahaha: Not my fault sry

    Edited: the miss-dislike was also a bait-joke. Why nobody disliked my post? What's wrong with you people? :winker::winker::rofl:
     
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  5. capitan crunch

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    I tried to be the first! Gotta get some in every port!
     
    capitan crunch, Jun 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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  6. Lois Lane

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    Damn...I thought this was a microphone giveaway thread...you bitchy bastard!

    [​IMG]
     
    Lois Lane, Jun 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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  7. paul_audioz

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    If only you would get 1 penny for each view.....:winker:
     
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    paul_audioz, Jun 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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  8. Colrik

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    Yes I clicked, but it wasn't me.
     
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    Colrik, Jun 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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  9. Djord Emer

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    Never clicked this fast on a thread before.
     
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    Djord Emer, Jun 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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  10. saccamano

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    "It looks just like a telefunken U47... with Läther?"
     
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    saccamano, Jun 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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  11. Smeghead

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    I expected as much but it's worth a click to be sure :dunno:
     
    Smeghead, Jun 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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  12. Smeghead

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    You'll love it. It's a way of life.
     
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  13. black bounty

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    at first I was logging in to answer that only losers have to pay for sex, but you got me. Good one.:wink:
     
    black bounty, Jun 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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  14. Kuuhaku

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    damn, tought it was free audio
     
    Kuuhaku, Jun 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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  15. saccamano

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    "poked and stroked 'till mah wrist got numb, but still couldn't make that dinah-moe hum"...
     
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  16. Dom_Perignon

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    the most honest sex is the paid one
     
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  17. mk_96

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    Oh well, a cat is fine too.
     
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  18. BiG Pluck

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    My mother clicked on this link you filthy bastage you! :rofl:
     

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  19. Chaindog

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    I seriously clicked on the title to check, if this would be another spam/scam post, and was ready to report it. :facepalm:

    Guess I am too old for this shit.
    :guru:
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  20. Xupito

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    You forgot "it was for a friend" :rofl:
     
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  21. Xupito

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    Interestingly enough, there's a correlation buddy. Meet "erotic ASMR". Quite the two ti.... I mean "mics". Also, the title and the first "ASMR" line is "clean your dick". Subtle art in all its glory...
     
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