It's a joke
Just counting the vieuwers

:D

 

everyone is welcome.

Good luck.

 

Last edited: Nov 25, 2025

You bastard... but it's hilarious indeed
PS. Oops I miss-clicked the rating of too much laughs Not my fault sry

Edited: the miss-dislike was also a bait-joke. Why nobody disliked my post? What's wrong with you people?

 

Last edited: Jun 2, 2025

I tried to be the first! Gotta get some in every port!

 

Damn...I thought this was a microphone giveaway thread...you bitchy bastard!

 

If only you would get 1 penny for each view.....

 

Yes I clicked, but it wasn't me.

 

Never clicked this fast on a thread before.

 

"It looks just like a telefunken U47... with Läther?"

 

I expected as much but it's worth a click to be sure

 

You'll love it. It's a way of life.

 

at first I was logging in to answer that only losers have to pay for sex, but you got me. Good one.

 

damn, tought it was free audio

 

"poked and stroked 'till mah wrist got numb, but still couldn't make that dinah-moe hum"...

 

the most honest sex is the paid one

 

Oh well, a cat is fine too.

 

My mother clicked on this link you filthy bastage you!

 

I seriously clicked on the title to check, if this would be another spam/scam post, and was ready to report it.

Guess I am too old for this shit.

 

You forgot "it was for a friend"

 

Interestingly enough, there's a correlation buddy. Meet "erotic ASMR". Quite the two ti.... I mean "mics". Also, the title and the first "ASMR" line is "clean your dick". Subtle art in all its glory...

 

Last edited: Jun 2, 2025