It's a good half-joke that I would make 8 years ago.
But that term is so overused nowadays has lost its power.

How about this?
SOME PEOPLE AIN'T GETTING LAID LATELY, UH????
Oh wait, that would include more people, including me... forget it

 

I bet you'll have her longer than the Behringers

 

Is there such a thing as a volcel? I feel rather confident I could get laid any time I wanted, I am married for hecking sake, she's right there, and certainly there are spicier opportunities available if one was to apply themselves but honestly, anymore, I just can't be bothered.

 

does she have a sister?

 

is it true people get married so they wont have to have sex anymore?

 

Nah, it was hot and varied for years and years. I think we're both going through menopause together

 

wink,wink, nod,nod

say no more....

is she a goer?

does she go?

 

Nudge nudge

 

That will haunt my dreams forever

 

Damnnn!!!!

and beautiful too!!!
(How many synths did you say she'd buy me?)

She takes my breath away, I think I need some gin to bring it back, a lot of gin, a bottomless gin... fer a toothy grin.


Lovin you ain't no sin, let the Synths begin
I'm movin in

Gin again
Livin in Sin
Let the Synths begin

Weren't midi in my brain
that brought the pain
88 keys
were 88 reasons you see
black and white reasons
to show me

How flat my life
had become
b4 you made
me scale
those chords
of your smile
that bit my brain
and left this sad
refrain

let the synths begin
to cover my sins
a life of those
synthesizer blues
(you might have them too)

and I don't
(No I dont)
I don't know
what to do....

 

Close but no.
- people get married so they will have discussions forever
- people get children so they won't have sex anymore

I miss some discussions...