lotsa folk aint like to keep tingz goin civil

 

them usually end you up gettin yo post deleted or yo profile discontinued banned n stuff

 

6 strawbeerz a day keep tha doc away , at least dat what dem told me , been thru army and police and civie psycho evaluation , dem aint see no wrong in me becidez da fact im suicidal , i hate da moment i was born , folk born wid no armz or legz , mof0z drownin in gold b!tches chasin after em , u say goodmorning to a sweet girl u see on da street and she aint even reply she juzz look at u fo a moment like a ufo or sumtin

b itch a ss pussy muthafackin life if u ever asked me

 

strawbeer ? = a 500ml beer can u drink from it using a straw

yeah i know , strawbeer rhymes like dat strawberry

 

I need 3 pictures, i mean... One for the road patrols on my country, one for goin to Tailand to make business and another one for going to Dubai and Malta meeting with folks from all around the world to discuss the future of grains on Europe. Also the one from my mother's wallet, but that one can't be shared.

 

Vagooters is my new favorite word!

 

welcome to "english as 2nd language" semester one..

 

we had an entire pack of vagooters in my small town when I was a lad, and I remember the strawberrianz attempting a Quozlhoppl with them, which caused a Conflaceration to ensue and the entire thing being labeled a Frostian Bargain by the Town Eltearz and we were to speak of it no more..

so mums the word if anyone asks... k?

 

would you prefer colour or black and white? (we no longer offer sepia tone, sorry)
i have contacts at NSA can get you any of your own information quickly and cheaply, if you want strangers data price goes up of course, this thing won't run itself, we're not a charity.

 

thats the worst spelling of blowjob, I've ever seen, I think your spell checker is on the fritz or back on the LSD..

 

everyone knows that just Groucho without his glasses.. your not fooling anyone..

 

it broke the quantum computer, tech support is on its way...

 

I beleive "upload" is Euphesim for manual stimulation, though i'm still trying to suss out exactly the purpose of this effort.

 

the AI broke after scanning a hip hop forum and is trying to reboot its language module with varying success, please be patient while our efforts continue.

 

is that you John Bigbooty? have you seen Buckaroo Bonzai, he has the Oscillation Overthruster and we cannot leave without it..

is somebody crying out there in the darkness???

 

I just have this one from when I tried to jumpstart a song.

 

Boo-TAY! Bigboo-TAY!

 

hi,
it's me
.

 

werent you a penguin last week?