Google says it accessed parallel universes with its new supercomputer

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by hackerz4life, Dec 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM.

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  1. Strange shit is happening.

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  2. Mostly BS, but some things are weird.

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  3. Trust nothing you see or read in the media.

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  1. dondada

    dondada Audiosexual

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    google & multiverse?
     
  2. ᑕ⊕ֆᗰIᑢ

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    Problem with QC is, it has been debunked before..
    Not too long ago a similar claim was made "fastest calculation" blah blah,
    then some chinese dudes corrected the algorithm to work with regular CPUs, and they easily outperformed the quantum computer..

    Before that, I also remember watching one of those Geordie D-Wave presentations, and the guy talking about other dimensions with "beings",
    like trying to put a Lovecraftian layer on top...

    And that's the first time I thought all of this could be just BS.. Hyped and well financed BS ofc.


    And now what?
    They're Calculating something so fast, that they don't know how's it happening,
    so they assume the calculation is made on another dimension?

    That means they must have no idea of what's going on inside the chip.. no?
    If they cannot track/predict what the chip does at every stage,
    and if all of this is accidental and it's not following the mechanism they had in mind..

    Then OK, they made something that apparently does something right, but they don't know how it works..
    And since they don't know how it works, or how to observe it and what it's doing,
    the easy answer is: "oh it's happening somewhere else, Magic!"

    So essentially they have no idea of wtf they doing, but the Hype is there,
    and the billions of dollars well spent, given the ever increasing zeroes on the right of their bank accounts..


    PS: Let's see if the algorithm cannot be adapted for regular CPUs again, and performance crown taken..
     
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  3. Sinus Well

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    Not a single one. Not even for a 1/10th of a second
     
  4. statik

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    mac please
     
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  5. BlackHawk

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    Yeah, bullsh1t. My friends from the other universe told me didn't happen.
     
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  6. Synclavier

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    Guess who looked at them from the parallel universe?

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Peek

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  8. Peek

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    Those who supported Hitler are not the far right. You have a very childish view of history....
     
  9. Xupito

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    :hahaha::hahaha:
    didn't see that coming. Brilliant lol
     
  10. Radio

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    Is there really nothing more important to discuss than talking about the nonsense and reality-ignoring reports from a mainstream nonsense newspaper?

    Let's all comment on every piece of nonsense that is presented to us. Where is my delete button and the newspaper belongs in the recycling bin where it can be sensibly recycled into a music book.

    I already know that the next topic to distract us from our mission of talking and exchanging ideas about music is that a DAW has been invented that works via voice control.

    Bill Gates is no longer lying and is sponsoring musical talent. He is holding a competition for musicians and the first three winners will each receive $100,000 in cash. We can also do fake news, but we are dealing with forum trolls who successfully prevent us from doing what we really should be doing.

    Oh yes, those were the good resolutions for next year, which have an average lifespan of 72 hours.

    Oh, there's a new message coming in on the AudioSexPro news ticker: The access requirements to become a member of AudioSexPro will in future be linked to a writing and intelligence test, supposedly with a new anti-troll AI that recognizes the forum Troll and denies you access.
     
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  11. Peek

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    Everyone is a scientist, especially in Italy, where politicians and government journalists are also the most enlightened doctors, scientists, philosophers, mathematicians on the planet.
    However, bullshit aside, consciousness is firstly not a human thing, and secondly... the more extensive it is, the more it lives on several different dimensional planes (let's call them parallel dimensions, although they can also be in series).
     
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  12. Yuri

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    With infinite Fosters out there at least one of them must be able to make music that doesn't make me want to hack my ears off.
     
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  13. Albert Seguir

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    ”The first prediction made by David Deutsch” :rofl:

    yeah, some people already living in a parallel universe.
     
  14. scrappy

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    Sadly not.:mates::beg:
    But at similar age my 1st performance was in front of the class singing 'two little boys' for which I won an apple. (And Rolf Harris won a term of imprisonment).
    'henry the eighth' and 'years may come, years may go' were dad's car songs. The words 'let's take a look behind' were scarily performed in situ by the dad in the driver's seat.
    Merry Christmas.
     
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