I would give my right arm and my left arm for one of these.

https://www.musicradar.com/guitars/...e-is-a-range-of-guitars-with-his-name-on-them

 

You forgot to add "/s".

 

Folks. This guitar. Nobody makes guitars like this. Everyone says this is the best guitar. Look at the finish. And these frets. These aren't even jumbo frets, these are American-made Bigly XLs. H-H-hold on. I know what you're thinking. Hold on. The sound, folks, the sound is yooge - wait until you hear this puppy sing. Like the archangel Gabriel himself blowing the trumpet of Jericho. Everyone's talking about this guitar, everyone. Folks, go to trump-merch dot com right now.

 

Hey people welcome to the free freaking market! If you think the guitar is awesome and can afford to, buy it! If you think the guitar is awesome but can't afford it check eBay in a few months, I'm sure there will be some. If you, like me, do actually think it's a bit silly than just ignore the whole thing.
If seeing somebody post about a guitar makes you need to take your lithium, well that just makes me feel kind of bad.

 

So......you've learned how to play a guitar with your feet then?

 

too bad you can only play one song with it......

 

Used to be, an Arm and a leg, still, some sausage strumming, thick tone, unavoidable appeal. Beyond the mama sound, if you follow me.