I know I'm getting old, when it takes me over 18 months to notice a thread!

 

You fart more often!

 

When you open your sample folder and forget what you were looking for

 

When I realize that the world is changing, not necessarily for the better, and young people don't give a damn about what's happening, with no desire to change or react. Everything has to be light, fun, alienating and utopian (in the long run, dystopian!). And to make matters worse, this whole "new way of life" is, currently, simply unavoidable.

It's not about reacting to the fact that "the new always comes"; it's about not giving a damn about the fact that the new can be crap and simply not having any kind of critical awareness about it.

 

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When your bones start to creek /crack /hurt & you only get a xmas card off your favorite takeaway & oh i forgot uncontrolled leakage of urine.

 

You know you're getting old when you've been claiming to be 29 for 29 years.

 

Hair today, gone tomorrow. Toupee or not toupee, that is the question.

 

When you are 60 years or older, waking up in the morning and nothing hurts: you're dead!
So hey beloved aches stay a little longer

 

You don't remember if you have commented on a thread or not and if you did you don't remember what your opinion was.

 

Nope, that is the same as at a very much younger age. There were no samples, but there was a kitchen where when I got there I didn't know anymore what I wanted to do or to fetch there.

 

Hairy ears.

 

Don't dwell on the past, don't dream about the future. Focus on the present moment.

 

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One day the hip-hop and pop station I listened to since 13 years old (Now 34) suddenly seemed like the DJ's/Hosts were always yelling or just generally loud, even when simply giving the time.

After turning to an old school R&B station, I felt more relaxed and everything seemed cool.

Then, I turned back to the pop station I always loved..."Why is dude yelling?" "Why are the callers loud also?"

I turned back to the oldies station again. Everything was mellow once again.

I asked a friend when did the pop station started being so hype about everything, my friend said...

"That stations' format has never changed, they were always loud since we were kids. You changed, not them."

"Congratulations, you just got old."

damn

 

Instead of beating off you just watch tv

 

I just check the date.

 

You were sent home from school the day of JFK's assassination.

 

The scrotal sag.

 

you need to meet different young people, this generation is way better than mine was about these things

 

forget to take the christmas tree down 6 months later.