100% cotton

 

When you read the title and right after you have to check out if it's in the humor section...

 

After a hot day there's nothing like a scorching shower to clean, then cut to cold to cool off.

Then dry off in front of a fan or AC set to 60.

 

I ask myself this question every day, what is really going on in people's minds, and I get more depressed when I see or hear the answer to this question.

 

Meow.

 

If you don't shower....you don't have to dry off.

 

@Auen Fred : nah family, these are Egyptian cotton. that shit almost feels like pussy i swear lol - was worth it imo

 

Not in summer. I'm usually dry within a few minutes. It gets very hot here. I only dry off in winter.

 

She must have been tame to let you put a bow on her.. Or did she learn how to day that herself :P

 

I did that too lol

 

wait you shower???

 

I enjoy someone else drying me off after a shower. Assuming I asked them to.

 

I just shake it off and let the sun do the rest, nothing like the feeling of UV radiation in your balls, quite enjoyable indeed.

 

Sun on balls, nice. Sunburn on balls, bad.

 

complete timewaster

 

That photo isn't her, it's just a cute rat I found after searching "cute rat". I had no camera back then in like 1998. She was a wild rat and probably for whatever reason was kicked out of her tribe of tree rats that lived amongst the 14 or so peacocks on the property there. They ate the bird food which was plentiful and those rodents were happy and a very fat bunch. Rat was skin and bones when I met her and seemed to need companionship. She came to the right place...and wasn't actually very cute, even for a rat.

 

I just spray, lather up and rinse using the warm water hose at the wash's exit then walk through the air blowers quick and easy 5 seconds and fully air dried.

 

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Pro tip for men to dry their lower body parts:
do the helicopter!