How can we play or sell music on the best satellite channels in the world?

 

if your music is not complete shit, then i think connections (knowing people).
money also works usually

 

Last edited: Apr 17, 2024

1st
figure out what the "best satellite channels" are (define your target area)
2.
figure out how your target area programs its channels (humans,machines, dart boards. whatever)
3.
if human find out what their weakenesses are, then usually bribe or coerce them into being reasonable and wanting to see things your way. this may require violence,drugs, blackmail or assorted crimes - its not easy in the music biz.
4. if machine, hack and reprogram them.
5. will help if you can get a job as a tea boy at the company that owns the channels you desire, infilitrate and learn. and leave your demo tapes in all the bathrooms, break rooms and any common areas.
6. get a space suit off ebay, pay elon to launch you into orbit, catch the satellite, pop your cassette into the player mechanism,'
easy peasy. make sure you have a parachute and a heat shield, try not to film your rentry with your phone as it will melt.

this was all explained at the AudioSex annual business event, under the new technology conference
it was like 3 hours, but they had sandwiches..