How long since you last watched porn?

Discussion in 'humor' started by passeee, Feb 11, 2024.

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How long since you last watched porn?

  1. I watched today

    23 vote(s)
    44.2%

  2. 1 day ago

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%

  3. 2 days ago

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  4. 3 days ago

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%

  5. about 1 week ago

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%

  6. about 2 weeks ago

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. about 1 month ago

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  8. some months ago

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%

  9. a year ago

    1 vote(s)
    1.9%

  10. some years ago

    5 vote(s)
    9.6%
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  1. Magic Max

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    I had to stop when I fantasized seeing Marjorie Taylor Greens head on every woman.
     
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  2. DoubleTake

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    How long since you last watched porn?

    About 6.2 inches.
    But I'm told that's average
     
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  3. TeknoGenius

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    I don't watch porn, porn watches me
     
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  4. macros mk2

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    beats, get it
     
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  5. David Brock

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    I was going to give up watching after my dick turned orange. The nurse suggested I stopped eating Cheetos whilst indulging in porn.
     
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  6. SineWave

    SineWave Audiosexual

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    Hello Chuck! :wink:
     
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  7. Lois Lane

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    I only masterbate while browsing the threads here on audiosex...so right now! Speech to text is a godsend.:wink:

    (That's not a thumb in the emoji by the way)
     
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  8. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Holy shit my stomach hurts of so much laughing :rofl::rofl::rofl::lmao::lmao::lmao::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

    Remember the legendary recent thread: compression ruin your mixes... only that?
    You never disappoint my man :hahaha::hahaha:
     
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  9. TremTele

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    Everyone knows analog beats digital
     
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  10. Will Kweks

    Will Kweks Audiosexual

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    I prefer old VHS for a certain "fatness" and I... uh... beat it to with digits . Old tapes wear out in critical sections though, that kinda makes you move on. Variety is king!
     
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  11. DontKnowJack

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    You mean AudioSex is not a porn site? :crazy:
    Pay no mind to any of my requests in the AudioSex Services forum. I meant PROMO instead of PORNO.
     
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  12. Trurl

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    I knew a guy who would only mix to hifi VHS back in the day, right before DAT became affordable. And he wasn't crazy. The flying heads on a hifi VHS deck have an equivalent tape speed that's insane, 100 ips or something (I'm too lazy to look it up now). It did sound damn good and it was true analog. I do question the electronics in a consumer grade deck though.

    You know, if someone created a Frankendeck hifi vhs with really high grade preamps you might have the most desirable 2 track deck on the planet.

    Oh shit, this is the pr0n thread. Why ami talking audio??
     
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  13. Margaret

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    You only had one blowjob! :bash:
     
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  14. Lemonhead714

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    Does NAMM Show footage count?
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Trurl

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    Yeah it does
     
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  16. Margaret

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Will Kweks

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    Watch your pr0n thru Dirty VHS or if you're on the Reaktor tip then VHS Degradation Suite.
     
    Will Kweks, Feb 13, 2024
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  18. moonlightfiasco

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    I’ll let you know when I’m done
     
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  19. David Brock

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    On a recent visit to my doctor she told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked the reason why she said "Because I'm trying to listen to your chest".
     
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  20. Xupito

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    No waaay LMaO:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
    I literally spilled some coffee...
    Oh man, I'm bookmarking this thread...
     
    Xupito, Feb 14, 2024
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