How long since you last watched porn?

Discussion in 'humor' started by passeee, Feb 11, 2024.

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How long since you last watched porn?

  1. I watched today

    23 vote(s)
    44.2%

  2. 1 day ago

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%

  3. 2 days ago

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  4. 3 days ago

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%

  5. about 1 week ago

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%

  6. about 2 weeks ago

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. about 1 month ago

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  8. some months ago

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%

  9. a year ago

    1 vote(s)
    1.9%

  10. some years ago

    5 vote(s)
    9.6%
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  1. passeee

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    How long since you last watched porn?
     
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  3. Margaret

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    Right now? :dunno:
    :rofl:
     
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  4. Trurl

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    The question should be how long has it been since you watched good porn... porn's like anything else, there's lots of Lady Gaga but not so much... heck, I don't even know what to use to make an analogy out of this.
     
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  5. BlackHawk

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    That's not your business. Perv!
     
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    shinyzen Platinum Record

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    Corollary: how long since you last made porn
     
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  8. Margaret

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    Is it count if I record my pee pee by coincidence because I wanted to use flashlight in my phone because no electricity in toilet?
     
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    Yeah, that counts
     
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  10. Margaret

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    @passeee please define "porn"

    Does ASMR count as "porn"?

    Have a nice watch! :hahaha:






     
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  11. saccamano

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    I'm staring at your profile pic...Does that count ? :woot:
     
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    I don't bother, I've seen enough to last me multiple lifetimes. I used to work in the industry. If you didn't have porn on your screen, you'd be fired. We ran hundreds of websites and a multitude of server locations worldwide. I supported several floors of sales, developers, programmers, you name it. The best benefit was the net speed and I could run any sort of machine I wanted to out of the server room. Those were the days.
     
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    Yeah, that counts
     
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    About a week ago? I don't like porn that much, takes too long to find something that i like, in that time i could cum twice to a picture of the green m&m. It's all about efficiency, you see?
     
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  15. Margaret

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. DoubleTake

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    How long since you last watched porn?

    With or without compression?
     
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  17. Trurl

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    Expansion, one would hope!
     
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    I like pussies with fast attack, FETish style and i hope that i don't need expanders (viagra) at sex.

    I don't like, i prefer acoustic masturbation. Porn is overprocessed IMO
     
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  19. statik

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    somewhere between 10 and 15 years orso
     
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  20. westfinch

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    I am not watching porn, but I am performing porn right now wit my bitches, live on Chaturbate. We will be streaming all night and day. The re-runs can be purchased on site anytime.
     
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  21. runa_forceful

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    This treath makes me horny.. but i just have 5 hands
     
    runa_forceful, Feb 12, 2024
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