First I thought this topic is a sarcasm, parody of someone. Then after seeing some new posts from op it looks like it isn't.
I doesn't know what to think about it.
But now I am almost sure. Op is Foster or my Grandma.

 

After all the time you spent on these sights . . . and all the posts . . . . you'll surely be missed! LOL.

 

Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

 

 

Last edited: Feb 3, 2024

I really assumed this one was sarcasm. It is, isn't it?

 

Yes. After ban on audiosex Foster first time go out from his basement. My grandma catched him.
Now the whole time they are together. My grandma keeps him in a cage with small laptop, in return he eating her toenails.

 

So in other words, "a gimp"...

 

This is just mean-spirited

 

you only need one but 20 of them

 

There's actually several of us "pros" on here, sometimes we receive sessions with some oddball plugin we don't own and don't wanna buy. Also the forum can be entertaining...occasionally.

 

Nobody who makes post-vaporwave lo-fi trap needs UAD, NeuralDSP, Softube or Soundtoys if you know how to use Vox Samples:

 

whhhhhat the hell you talking about? the audio engineers are the ones needing the shit free. You ever heard the saying party like an audio engineer? theyre the sorry mofo's who's invitation to the party must have got lost in the mail lol .

 

I like those plugins because they reminds me ME. I am fat and have pixel rabbit in my pants.

 

I quit like 3 weeks ago, because they wouldn't crack SuperAudioMaximizerPro Deluxe Suite. Any messages appearing here and now is shit I sent like a year ago and my ISP is so freakin slow, they are just now appearing here. So please don't answer any of these messages as I have joined the KVR underground and GearSlutz and am making an album with the Jimi Hendrix AI they have bootlegged together.

Its a little glitchy, Jimi can only play Banjo, but with the Right Reverb - it hardly shows, its the Keith Moon AI that only plays harmonica that is giving me the willies...

 

Maggs, are you still trying to get the Tea Boy to rub the Bunnies Nose?

 

See, when you play hardball, they always give in!

 

I wasn't gonna leave until you decided to.

 

I heard a rumour they are laying off all the members at audiosex.pro and replacing them with AAI - artificial artifical intelligence, so I'm putting in an application at audisosex.semipro and as a backup at www.banjosandbagpipes.com - where the pickers and the blowhards meet the reality of producing alternative lofi electric folk disco with a pumpin house beat, if anybody likes a challenge or just listening to an 85 year old asthmatic trying to play the electric bagpipes with a vacuum cleaner blower, give it a shot, the future is clear. out motto "GET GLAD OR GET PLAID"

you don't have to be able to read music, but you must be able to listen to it. - they are strict about this rule.

 

Not anymore. Last week I had prostate examination. Now I can poop and pee at the same time!

 

Last edited: Feb 4, 2024

get some pants on that dolphin. I'm going blind....