Okay, devs for synth presets... it may be hard to comprehend, but there are other names you can call your preset packs besides CINEMATICA, RHYTHMICA and COSMOS. Kinda makes it hard to remember what you even have when just about every dev calls em that.

 

That's an old saying that goes like "if you want something well done then do it yourself!"
Or just rename them

 

If they call it "cat's revenge on the tea pot" or "red ball buss oil". Will be easier for you?
They call them this way because this is what describes their work.

 

Wot you mean?

 

Chill... Just make the music

 

Rant: Come up with some original sounds of your own

 

Blade Runner ? Replicant ? The milk dried, became cheese and people still squeezing the hell out of it.

 

exactly

 

xexi cutz, plop dropz, total fukshun, emo-fo mojo guru, cacafo poopy loops

Here you go I'll just throw you all some GREAT new names - free to use, they will take your gumroad to another level.

 

"tHE mOST aWESOME 808 kIK pAK! 37899834656 SINE WAVES! w00000t!!"

...what do you mean, people actually listen to demos? what is this madness?

 

When I don't know what to call one of my tracks I choose the name of a random synth preset: it always works

 

man, those cacafo poopy loops are the shit.

 

Every time someone twiddles a knob, another preset dies.

Please spare a thought for all the unloved presets...

Merry Christmas everybody.