Apparently to be used while Hoovering...

 

I was in Berlin recently and saw a big advert for this. There is one with an air filter attachment covering the mouth and nose too

It was this:

 

Will these vacuum your ears too?

 

Hidden deep inside everything you play on them is a subliminal message that says "Buy Dyson. Dyson is the only brand. Dyson is god."

 

No, but they'll vacuum your wallet

 

https://www.theverge.com/23698352/dyson-zone-review-headphones-wearables-air-purifier

 

Well, at least the marketing people know they suck.

 

I guess there's a solution for engineers who get stuck in studios with bands with poor hygiene

 

That's some serious dosh but on my last plane ride sitting behind an obese old and sweaty guy who whore every sweater he had just so he could sweat more and stink more I would have considered buying something like that if they actually worked and kept his farts and body odour from assaulting my senses. At least it wasn't a long flight but I can see a use case for these things.

 

Yeah but their chicken wings sure are finger lickin' good!

 

Terrible advert, but there's no denying the quality and ingenuity of their products. I would pit Dyson's engineering department against any other consumer product manufacturer. Probably worth a listen.

 

I'm glad your experience has been the opposite of mine where their shit breaks within months

 

Hmm, if I was a cynical person I'd suggest Dyson are marketing to a certain demographic who are easily manipulated into buying expensive gimmicks, as a way of attaining perceived social status. Phew! Thank God I'm not that guy.

 

Do you mean Dyson or Apple?

 

Good point,
OBEY THE GLOWING FRUIT,OBEY!

 

Get quiet forever with the motor-driven noise cancellation feature that drowns out ambient noise.

 

Yes, sure.
But only if there are no obstacles - such as brain matter - between the two ears.
On the other hand only people who don't have this obstacle problem buy these vacuum cleaner phones anyway.

 

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And your mouth

 

I'd like to see a bullet-proof version - at least "Anti'-slash". Why use recycled plastic when you can use Kevlar? The kind of music played on this ship can attract a lot of flack and I won't stand for seeing any of our guys go down.

We must be prepared. Man's good hope cannot procure future.