I found this thing on my way to a workplace. There is an old abandoned crypt in our town cemetery with a big rusted sign above its entrance. "You, who does not
like obscure virtual instruments, shall not pass !" strange inscription says. A long stone stairway leads your steps down to the underground. Oh my... What should I
do ?! After hesitating for a second (listening to the Titanic soundtrack on my mp3 player) I have responded to an explorer's urge and stepped out in to the wet
darkness. Immediately, very strange feeling captured me... I have reached the bottom finally. An old, ruined oltar in front of me, with the stone pedestal right next
to it. Another strange writing carved there: "Let go of your reputation and take this gift from the underworld. Use it wisely, on special occassions only ! And don't
forget to tell the world." I closed my eys for a while and did... Then I had felt like something heavy fell off of me and suddenly... I have noticed something lying on
that pedestal. A 128 MB FLASH DRIVE ! With 'For NI Kontakt 5' words carved on one side. I took it with shaky hands and run home thrilled, eager to explore...

ENJOY ! And if you feel like this is what you have been waiting for all your life, you are free and welcome to make a donation.

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You've piqued my curiosity phloopy with the goodies you've brought back for us. This one is right up my alley.