The Pirate cums clean about the BIOSTHUTool

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Aug 7, 2023.

  1. mk_96

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    I'm so glad that nigerian prince i sent money to told me this was BS :no:
     
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  2. capitan crunch

    capitan crunch Producer

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    It's all a contrived reality. Even music is just a human word.
    My dog loves my music so much that when I turn off the computer he stands up! When I take my hand from the mouse he raises his eyebrows.
     
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  3. midi-man

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    Wow what a thread. Good luck with your baby.
     
  4. Daisy69

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    Good that he didn't reveal private messages with sexual offers because list will be much longer.
     
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  5. glassybrick

    glassybrick Producer

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    Dude! Let's be friends, you're fun to read. I'd be sad if you stopped coming here, I always liked your humor.
     
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  6. eXACT_Beats_

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    Don't be fooled, he's not going anywhere, he's just trying to glean possible leads as to who the father to his unplanned love child might be.
     
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  7. Dblurgh

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    Sneed.
     
  8. The Pirate

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    That was not the question. The question was very specific: Do you really want me to post your message? Again, remember you have a family. If you give me the green light, and your wife reads it dont blame me!
     
  9. Moogerfooger

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  10. The Pirate

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    We have some ass-eating members here. Bootilicious:mad: Best community in the whole world. Beggars, leeches, ass-eaters.
     
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  11. kingchubby

    kingchubby Rock Star

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    I'm NOT the father! Maury said so!
    [​IMG]
     
  12. capitan crunch

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    then there are the "Artists" > liars, thieves, rapists, drug addicts, etc. a great bunch looking for free brunch!
     
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  13. MdB

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    Oh ! its in the red

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  14. Talula

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. eXACT_Beats_

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    That's what you think artists are?!?! That's fucked up. I assure you, I am *not a rapist.
     
  16. Xupito

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    You bastard motherf.... motherflower!!
    That was supposed to be pirate. I mean private. :rofl:
     
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  17. The Pirate

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    :trolls::trashing:
     
  18. The Pirate

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    This is private. Everyone here is dirty. Everybody. They better keep their mouth sut. On top of that, i have the Omnisphere Trojan ready. Dont make me unleash it. Dont make me do it. I dont want to say again that i am feeling bad about feeling good about that.
     
  19. saccamano

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    NO idea about the pirate except I would give this one a very good poking (or two, or three * ∞)...
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  20. scrappy

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    This is not the tool you are looking for.
    :deep_facepalm:
    (where's there a Vader emoji when you need one?)
     
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