I'm so glad that nigerian prince i sent money to told me this was BS

 

It's all a contrived reality. Even music is just a human word.
My dog loves my music so much that when I turn off the computer he stands up! When I take my hand from the mouse he raises his eyebrows.

 

Wow what a thread. Good luck with your baby.

 

Good that he didn't reveal private messages with sexual offers because list will be much longer.

 

Dude! Let's be friends, you're fun to read. I'd be sad if you stopped coming here, I always liked your humor.

 

Don't be fooled, he's not going anywhere, he's just trying to glean possible leads as to who the father to his unplanned love child might be.

 

Sneed.

 

That was not the question. The question was very specific: Do you really want me to post your message? Again, remember you have a family. If you give me the green light, and your wife reads it dont blame me!

 

We have some ass-eating members here. Bootilicious Best community in the whole world. Beggars, leeches, ass-eaters.

 

I'm NOT the father! Maury said so!

 

then there are the "Artists" > liars, thieves, rapists, drug addicts, etc. a great bunch looking for free brunch!

 

Oh ! its in the red

 

That's what you think artists are?!?! That's fucked up. I assure you, I am *not a rapist.

 

You bastard motherf.... motherflower!!
That was supposed to be pirate. I mean private.

 

This is private. Everyone here is dirty. Everybody. They better keep their mouth sut. On top of that, i have the Omnisphere Trojan ready. Dont make me unleash it. Dont make me do it. I dont want to say again that i am feeling bad about feeling good about that.

 

NO idea about the pirate except I would give this one a very good poking (or two, or three * ∞)...

 

This is not the tool you are looking for.

(where's there a Vader emoji when you need one?)