What would aliens think about our nowadays music?

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  1. Amore_de_la_Vida

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    Sorry, they're deaf. So you'll not be able to kill'em with your shit. Instead, they will destroy our planet with their shit.
     
  2. aleksalt

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    Are you sure? Try to play/sing to them louder, and definitely, they'll hear you:rofl:
     
  3. BEAT16

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    After the American music has become worse and worse - among other things, the rap invasion, the UFOs move your country base to South America in Chile, the samba is just great and to the carnival in Rio they come over of course to dance along in another form.
    Unfortunately there is no photo material of our extraterrestrial friends - therefore here an earthling at work.

    An alien playing music (GRAViiTY - Shaman)
     
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  5. Kluster

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    Probably the same way they see us: a decadent, unintelligent species that continually destroys its own habitat and then searches for other habitats to destroy.
    Modern music is the same, it just switches genres instead of habitats to destroy.
    Heavy metal, anyone :rofl:
     
  6. macros mk2

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    "Things were so much better back in the day, just pure music made with rocks, sticks and Urgroh the Magnificent singing about the glory of the hunt. Their voice will never be matched again, possibly because the beautiful sound was also attractive to sabertooth tigers."
     
  7. Kluster

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    Nothing's really changed since "back in the day".
    We're still plucking strings, beating skins and singing, although somewhat virtually nowadays.
    Modern humans are apes with clothing.
    Listen to any 4 on the floor and tell me different.
     
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    I always think of myself as a monkey with pants

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    Aliens would be like - WTF, we need to learn shredding!
     
  10. Lois Lane

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    Igor is an alien, didn't you know?
     
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    It's not inaccurate though really... well wait, it is, we're apes wearing pants
     
  12. Lois Lane

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    Speak for yourself (self portrait using my phone).

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    Can you shred? I shredded 24/7 back in the 80s/90s when I was a young up and coming musician and shredding was where it was at and owned a guitar very similar to your pic. And had all the hair and the usual uniform (that people STILL wear). What a meme!

    Looking back, it was great fun at the time. But it wasn't about music. It was about, woohoo, here comes my bit to sound AMAZING!
    LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I'M AWESOME! When you can play over a certain bpm, the average person listening cannot discern what you're doing!

    Shredding isn't music! It's a teenage ego thing from history!

    What makes it funny are old guys hitting 60/70 still doing it, and trying to look 16/17
     
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    Steve was abandoned on earth because his IQ was too low. And he also became mortal because such is the law of the Vroughtzorgt.

     
  16. LoveToGig

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    I don't agree, of course it is music :)
    But that debate is for another thread.
     
  17. Colin

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    each to their own ... when you start out in the music game, it's like how can i be good?, what can I learn?
    and you look around for anything that's going to make you stand out from the herd.

    Like I say I was a shredder myself. Then as you get older, wiser, hopefully your own musical soul starts to shine through, and you see things for what they are.

    Have you ever been at any gigs featuring a noteable shredder?

    The first 5 rows are full of wannabes telling anyone that will listen that, yeah it's okay, but I can play that way faster myself! true story :)
     
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    Good shit dude!
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  19. JMOUTTON

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    space out with your cock out it seems... or is that going in!

    The humans one country over generally don't get the music of their neighbours why would aliens be any different. Though the amount of intelligence and technical mastery over space and time required to make an interstellar trip would hopefully mean they at least have a good sense of humour.
     
  20. Daisy69

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    Cock? No no no no. This is advanced Alien Technology! This is their antenna to comunicate with other planets!
    Like for example Vanus or Varginha.
     
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