Why do women do this?

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  1. Sylenth.Will.Fall

    Sylenth.Will.Fall Audiosexual

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    Why is it when you're having a discussion they aren't really interested in having, they wait for you to walk far enough away (upstairs or downstairs) as not to be able to hear fully, and then ask you what you said, so you either have to walk all the way back again or get moaned at for ignoring them?

    For any of the ladies here .. I'd like an independent answer.. why?
     
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    society if men understand any of this ever :

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    Why do cats always try to cuddle with you while you are in bed trying to sleep in a bit more by placing themselves squarely on your bladder.

    It's not worth getting upset over and just accept it as a cool way to get in more steps during your day and be heart healthy. If you know it is about happen use it to your advantage.
     
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    yeah the great mystery of "I can't hear the person who meandered out of earshot while talking at me about something they know I'm not interested in and now I have to ask them to repeat themselves." I hope on this forum dedicated to pro audio we can manage to crack this puzzle of a physics problem: things getting harder to hear as they travel further away. lol - hey at least you know she cares, if she didn't youd find yourself just talking to yourself after a while.
     
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    Women have been waiting for me to walk far away from them most of my life.
     
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    They are just trying to piss you off to win an argument, if logic and reason isn't working in their favor, they go for victim card, why are you yelling and stuff like that, I have amazing wife and all that, but even she does that regularly, it's in their DNA.

    Good luck bro. :mates:
     
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    Not sure as I live in one-story house but I think in physics it's called the Doppler effect :dunno:
     
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    because they can, don't try to find logic and reason
    that's the opposite way
     
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    The dumbest provincial fool (female) is a thousand times trickier than the smartest Nobel laureate (male):yes:
     
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    Good luck with that. All the ladies here are undercover dudes.
     
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    I feel you bro!!! Let's become non-binary together and see if our luck changes. No fear of success!!! :hahaha:
    Facts :rofl:
     
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    [DOUBLE POST. PLZ @No Avenger @Olymoon delete this. In my defense I was really happy to find a friend of miseries... :drunks:]
     
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    I do this although last time I checked I was a male. Gonna go check again just to be sure.
    Jokes aside, it's either because I was preoccupied with my thoughts when you went in and I don't want to be dismissive, or because you didn't give me enough time to process your previous words. Either way I'll ask you to repeat what I missed.
     
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    For any of the ladies here...

    I will take that.

    Wait!!! I am an undercover dude, sorry!
     
  16. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    Sorry I was all the way upstairs when you asked me :))
     
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    Let her walk up and then tell her you wanted her to stay down. Then they'll know who's the boss.
     
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    They are closer than you think :winker:
     
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    I'm recently divorced and a bit bitter, so my advice would be off the charts and I should refrain from giving any.

    And I'm enjoying all your nice posts. I would just spoil the fun! :wink:
     
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    its the same reason why the moon come out at night and the sun come out at day the same reason why a dog wags its tail when it see's its owner or when a bird stomach start growling when its flying over your head at the family BBQ reunion and the bird shits on your head ....its something u have to deal with if u want a woman acceptance is something you have to master yeah it's hard at times because we want things to happen like we expected it to happen that is the selfishness that lives deep inside of all of us if it doesn't happen the way we want it to happen we get mad or want to do this or that or make a big scene ....everything on this planet has a form of selfishness its a self protect mechanism the thing is when a person tell you that they selfless is a person thats lying and that u need to stay away from they are the main cause to human misery because they saying they selfless to manipulate u and exploit u to make u think they different from all other humans around you ........the thing is 2 selfish people knows how to function in this world when they are honest its the dishonesty that disturbs the connection u have with women and other people that fake passive aggressive shit acting like something that u know you not just to get what u want out of other people '' that part ''
     
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    Clueless (no offence), if its a discussion. Like u already answered ur question
    But if in an argument, she might have figured out a way to turn it around u. Turning the same questions against them like "when did i say?" "where" or "who" will get u some interesting results, ahh and also it kinda pisses em off (mostly).

    The Prophet said it better Listen 2:28
     
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