https://adhd-instruments0.yolasite.com/





The whole site is parody of agressive marketing from plugins developers and not only.

And I think many of you didn't get it because not follow audio voodoo stuff.
This plugin is a parody of "Audiophile Rocks Obscurum".

There is company called "Audiophile Rocks" selling gadgets for audiophiles and scamming people,
prices now are lower but few years ago they selled:
"Obscurum" for $2 000 and "Obscurum Ultima" for $10 000
The difference was that "Ultima" version had 2 pyramids on top.

And this was not April fools joke. They seriously selled those rocks with hilarious prices and still doing this!

https://www.ebay.com/usr/audiophile.rocks

https://web.archive.org/web/20191022034523/http://audiophile.rocks/obscurum.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20201111213023/http://audiophile.rocks/obscurumultima.html

 

Last edited: Apr 5, 2023

People actually buying this s***?

 

167 people was scammed and more than half is thankful.
I don't even want read those 97 feedbacks because I will be hospitalized!

 

Audio Woo is a wonderful world of entertainment.

 

You gave me an idea for a new startup ... Thanx! )

 

Please do not sell 10kg one sided cables with special sand or cd-rom shaver or audiophile rocks, power extension cord, electrical outlet or any other audiophile shit.
Those people are mentally poor and needed love not scamming.

Mentioned cd-rom shaver:

 

This is one of the very few half-recent marketing bullshit that actually left me speechless. In the worst way possible, of course.
I'm not even talking about the extreme audiophiles. They're hopeless, but no big deal. I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow made a lot of money selling candles with her cunt smell... go beat that
The worst part is that this piece of shit got several very good reviews in very popular music tech sites.

It's on the video. IMHO must watch, seriously.

 

Back to the ADHD Instruments website.

I threw away my last hard earned money to buy this shit from that website.
I bought "Audiophile Poop" and they gave me "Cockia" for free.

The best part about it is that those VSTs are real and they really work.

I shared them yesterday on the sister site for April Fools day.
It's a small gift from me for you guys to make you smile for a moment.

 

Well done
I can see myself using them even if they're bypassed. Just because the GUI and the deep social message.

Edited.

Almost forgot. This is indeed up there in the snob-marketing bullshit. And that's an understatement

 

Last edited: Apr 2, 2023

Thanks!
I don't regret it because my psychologist told me to not regret anything.

Now I eat snickers for dinner but I can watch Audio Poop in my DAW!

 

I made cover of "Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone"
Using Cockia

https://whyp.it/tracks/85369/cockia-better-off-alone?token=fUx62

 

Charcoal in your colon.vst3 is such a rough way to go out. I'd rather go out like Elvis on the Golden throne... o, wait.
One of these things is just like the others, one of these things is... D-E-D.

No, mate, they renting it off the sexy page, then they trashing it into the Recycle Bin. Which makes me think twice about why it's called that. Shouldn't it be called the Shitter Binner if it's supposed to be forever, bebe? Like God damn can I not get my bannana peel into the trash pin without it turning into printer paper for once? Ah Grove Street, here we go again... Don't make me type another comma again, BUSTER.

That's when I take my girl named Mary Jane out on a date but only gots 8 dollas to my name then I buy Mary Jane a Hotdog with a drink then take a taxi which leaves me with like 32 cents so I just take $2.sumting in change out of a bums bucket then thank him for thanking me for letting me buy some god damn ice cream for Mary Jane at the end of my date thanks to taking most of bums change.



I scarfed that motherfucking ice cream down so good, cause I ain't eat all day since I bought Mary Jane a hotdog and a drink then took a taxi to get icecream with 30 sumtin cents which was a bum god send. I'd say date went gud.

I think I'm better off alone, chatting in my Cockia Phone.
If I saw someone in our current modern time with a Nokia in their hand, I'd buy them a beer. Then we would take turns taking out spinning helicopter propellers widdit from a rooftop cause we used to not be allowed in the club but now we throwing 90s bricks into the heli poof-top.

 

Last edited: Apr 3, 2023

Hadda seperate this reply inscase supplies don't last too long...

Calling up the power of @Lois Lane to smell up the place gud with the inserts o0f inSence...



Call now while supplies last & don't @ me cos you don't haf my numba.

 

Excess Snow is a gateway to bad Comedy.. lol

 

Last edited: Apr 3, 2023

It's just a bored Swede trolling the world one rock at a time

 

Iz ok bby, at least you haf Swedish chainsawed meatballs in your BOSS MT-2 decaying a third of death metal since the 80s so there's that to look forward to.

Go buy Norway a beer for all that black metal they created in response to absolutely how radio pop chart michael jackson death metal aparently got by the late 80s so black metal was the obvious response to the shiny pink skirt that death metal hath polished by then.

Good deal you Nato mates, the pit has never stayed the same since either of your arrivals. The clash has been well worth my entire record collection which is vastly the majority of death & black. Oh & blackened death. Who can forget that?

I feel betrayed as male in this society, not only do females and their plethora of thirsty assed DM's dunno what the fuck is male loneliness but on top of this there is a fucking CD drive that boasts shaving megabytes off the sides of b-disks when I can't even find one fucking ball shaver that won't accidentally grab one of my ass hairs then pull my entire skeletal system along with my soul every time it happens to be ball sucking day?

Like god damn wimmenz have it easy but they still bitch the last nail into my coffin. March 8th is over now, face the god damn heat or peel your ass off the scorching oven. My life a diss, this what I gotta live with, miss

 

Last edited: Apr 3, 2023

I think this guy is fucked in the head
Top of all his gear looks like aquarium

 

Last edited: Apr 3, 2023

This plugin is shit.

 

I'm left shitless by the sheer magnificence of this plugin!

BONUS : Include Omnisphere 2 as a gift to reach maximum profit! You will have every 15 year old wannabe Trap producer at your doorstep!

 

Shitty situation