What are you listening to now?

Djord Emer · Mar 4, 2023

I'm literally listening to this in this exact moment

Kluster · Mar 4, 2023

I was listening to the fan from my EV-EKX-15P hooked up to my new Tonex pedal while drinking light beer and vaping 9 pound hammer for inspiration.
Since I got the Tonex I don't listen to much external music.
Too busy having fun.
Time to go back to my new Diezel patch

Mynock · Mar 4, 2023

ERNIE WATTS solo en Four Sleeper!

SholandaM · Mar 4, 2023

David Brock said: ↑

Girls Against Boys - In Like Flynn.

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This band has two bassists? That's different.

triggerflipper · Mar 4, 2023

Trurl said: ↑

And David might have got the idea from Cat Food by King Crimson and Keith Tippet...
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Here's how Mike Garson tells the story :

I had told Bowie about the avant garde thing. When I was recording the "Aladdin Sane" track for Bowie, it was just two chords, an A and a G chord, and the band was playing very simple English rock and roll. And Bowie said: 'play a solo on this.' I had just met him, so I played a blues solo, but then he said: 'No, that's not what I want.' And then I played a Latin solo. Again, Bowie said: 'No no, that's not what I want.' He then continued: 'You told me you play that avant garde music. Play that stuff!' And I said: 'Are you sure? 'Cause you might not be working anymore!'. So I did the solo that everybody knows today, in one take. And to this day, I still receive emails about it. Every day. I always tell people that Bowie is the best producer I ever met, because he lets me do my thing

Lois Lane · Mar 4, 2023

Lois Lane said: ↑

Here we go...

Scene synopsis...

Xupido walks into the store to steal a laptop. He has no real plan, but out of despiration begins praying under his breath for any, any space whatsoever to open up so that he might secure a laptop into his prized 1st edition Hello Kitty backpack and so enable him to make his music...at any cost.

Xupito notices an odd looking and very badly sunburnt looking fellow starring at him in a knowing way from near the back wall, the one full of televisions, the whole lot of them showing deadly plane crashes in rapid succession which transfixes his attention as he thinks that he sees himself as the pilot of a small Sessna that hits the side of an apartment building in his neighborhood. He mumbles "Huh!" to himself but quickly focuses back to the task at hand as the the odd red man winks at him and grins a big pointy toothed smile that kind of freaks him out, but his mind is again so occupied with the stealing of the laptop that he pushes it out of his mind to focus on the task at hand.

His eyes nervously scan the interior of the store to see where the security guard, the employees and the store manager are. There is a young pregnant woman with her father looking at baby monitors and an old lady walking to the register near the entrance escorted by a very, very tall male employee holding a box with a new Apple MacBook Air 13 M2 8CGPU 16GB 256GB inside of it, the print of the box shiney and new.

His eyes fix on the laptop, and then he hears whom he assumes is the store manager tell the security guard not six feet in back of where he's standing that he needs to take a shit. As the security guard walks past Xupito on the way to the front of the store he stares right in Xupito's eyes which makes Xupito's heart race in a near blinding fear. The guard stands at the entrance with his arms crossed over his chest looking imposing as fuck.

Xupito doesn't know what to do now. He can't perform a grab and run, snatch the box and hit the street because of the guard blocking the door. Xupito is now wet with sweat from nervousness. The sunburned man walks up to him and says, "Feeling a bit warm are you? You ain't seen nuthin' yet, brother!" as he pats Xupito on the back and goes to stand next to the cash register with a demented grin and chuckles.

The sunburnt man snaps his fingers and immediately there is heard the sound of gunshots outside on the street and a Korean gang of six men all dressed in identical black suits, white shirts and pink bowties stop, turn around and fire their weapons. The return of gunfire from their unseen assailants hits one of the Korean gang members in the knee, and as he falls spinning to the ground his sub machine gun spits out dozens of rounds, two of which go through the plate glass window hitting the cashier and the very tall salesman. The old lady screams, faints and with the blood of the salesman and cashier covering her face and upper body falls to the ground, the corner of the computer box falling from the great height of the salesman's hand, and landing on her throat hard enough to crush her larynx. She can be heard gurgling her last breaths.

In the maylay one of the bullets hits the driver of a truck going by the store that says Antiquity Museum stenciled on the side. From the bullet's impact in his left arm he sharply turns the wheel causing the truck to jack-knife, the back doors flying open and a mummy sarcophogus is flung forcefully through the air smashing through the front door of the store and instantly killing the security guard from the trauma of the stone hitting his chest, the lid falling off of the coffin and the mummy now laying on top of the guard. The pregnant woman immediately goes into labor, the newborn dropping out of her womb and into the hands of the now squatting mother, and in great pain and sadness screams as her father has a massive coronary, holds his hands to his chest as he falls backwatds and dies before even hitting the ground. The store manager comes shreiking into the store from the back, his pants around his knees and screaming from the lobster clamped to his penis, the lobster a rescue by the cashier earlier that day from a Chinese restaurant down the street and left in the toilet as being the only pool of water available. The lobster doubles down and slices off the penis as the manager screams in even greater pain bent over and bleeding profusely, and the next moment the lobster is crushed by the manager's forehead as he face plants from finally tripping from his pants dropping down to his ankles, the dismembered penis bloody and flaccid lying next to the now dead crustacean.

Xupito is in shock but gathers his wits enough to finally realize his opportunity. He walks quickly to the cash register and grabs the laptop off of the dying old lady, and as he negotiates through the broken plate glass window and wreckage of the door while trying to avoid the dead security guard and mummy, he slices through his pants down and through his femoral artery on a large jagged edge of glass protruding upwards from the frame of what was the window and falls to the ground just outside of the store, sitting with his back propped up by what's left of the facade of the electronics store, a pool of blood rapidly growing on the sidewalk where he sits next to his right destroyed leg. The sunburnt man stops as he exits the store, looks down at the dying Xupito and tells him that he'll see him soon and vanishes in a puff of smoke. Xupito smells the strong odor of sulfer as his vision begins to blur and is just about to go unconscious from the lack of blood.

A extraordinarily tiny female dwarf appears out of nowhere and stands eye to eye with Xupito even though Xupito is sitting on his butt on the sidewalk. The dwarf is dressed in a clown costume and sporting dayglo green hair and a black bowler hat. She then calmly and in earnest asks Xupito in her odd high and squeaky voice, "Hey lover, got a Euro to help a gal buy a hot meal?". Xupito who now is very, very weak, confused and a moment away from death's door says with his last dying breath, "No, I only have a ten." The dwarf laughs loudly and replies, "That's OK, I got change" as she snatches the laptop out of Xupito's now dead hands and skips away down the street singing in a high soprano at the top of her little lungs Moterhead's iconic song Ace Of Spades.

Copywrite March 1st,2023 by Lois Lane

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SholandaM said: ↑

This band has two bassists? That's different.
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The last time that I saw Miles Davis at Avery Fischer Hall at Lincoln Center he used two basses, one a lead short scale and no electric guitar. Just the two basses, drums and he only played one note at the very end of the evening but recieved a 5 minute standing ovation, LOL.

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Here's how Mike Garson tells the story :

I had told Bowie about the avant garde thing. When I was recording the "Aladdin Sane" track for Bowie, it was just two chords, an A and a G chord, and the band was playing very simple English rock and roll. And Bowie said: 'play a solo on this.' I had just met him, so I played a blues solo, but then he said: 'No, that's not what I want.' And then I played a Latin solo. Again, Bowie said: 'No no, that's not what I want.' He then continued: 'You told me you play that avant garde music. Play that stuff!' And I said: 'Are you sure? 'Cause you might not be working anymore!'. So I did the solo that everybody knows today, in one take. And to this day, I still receive emails about it. Every day. I always tell people that Bowie is the best producer I ever met, because he lets me do my thing
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Just about my favorite piano solo and my permission to play outside the lines when I choose to do so.

BagelShaggerz · Mar 5, 2023

BlackHaze1986 · Mar 5, 2023

King Keil - Scottie Pippen Bars (2022)

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BlackHaze1986 · Mar 5, 2023

King Keil - Flows, Hasch und Cali Weed (2022)

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BagelShaggerz · Mar 5, 2023

HIM - Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart

Also the synthier 80s version:

BagelShaggerz · Mar 5, 2023

Yeah, today I'm feelin' very Mr. Bombastic.
Not like me mood stretch like girls leggins of mmm, big assed elastic.

Unintelligible Shaggy *Bloom blurlrurlrurlbblrurblrubrblurblublub hotel roawr row row roo romantic Boom Boom Room noises unless his girl want's to know, well then it wasn't him* noises until next verse, ya heard? He whippin' up pork, not putting up carbs on the menu like dat derm potatoes from dem Idaho of Boises because he happen to be bored.

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aleksalt · Mar 5, 2023

1961 — Paris by Night
Collection of French songs and chanson performed by the very first orchestra of Paul Mauriat.
No one surpassed the maestro in mastery of arrangement in the 20th century

Semarus · Mar 5, 2023

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BagelShaggerz · Mar 6, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kIFoJlwOWncaDHienM3pfg4ILQ3qgJo1g

Album playlist links from YouTube not allowed on here? Damn that sucks as not all full albums are compiled into one file upload. I kind of hate it when it's split because I can't embed it on here other than posting the bare assed link.

freefeet12 · Mar 9, 2023

BagelShaggerz · Mar 9, 2023

Some Dark Ambient early morning as I drank my Irish Breakfast tea with a bit of half & half while I smoked a spliff outside. Sometimes I can't tell if I watch cars go by or they watch me sitting idle.

BagelShaggerz · Mar 9, 2023

We willed our hearts and bones to break
Sift us through the ashes

And one day soon the sun will fade
A gift unto the ashes

Enshrined in smoke, our shadows wait
Drifting through the ashes

Then souls set free amidst the gray
Lifted through the ashes

virusg · Mar 9, 2023

the first track is soooooooooo... !!!!!!

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