There's never been anything more accurate in this thread until now. Maybe some more cigarette burns/stains and shitstained paints.



I said paints.
It wasn't a
spelling error.
I fully meant it.

 

Thass why I fuck so much with CKY. Never made a single song about their ex and their message/emotion comes across just fine. If you like CKY check out 96 Quite Bitter Beings, the band, not song with same name from CKY.

Same song-writer as CKY and sounds exactly like their first few albums before they started changing styles but so many still craved that early CKY sound, which is what 96 Quite Bitter Beings provides without a doubt. If you like Alternative Rock with a distinct sound which nobody has replicated since.

 

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This thread is a treasure trove.

 

I like the way this person thinks.

 

Best mic placement award goes to...

 

I'm ready for small tit bird asmr that's about to pop outta that beard jazz shuffle.
Scrope some molly off his bottom toof then go to chirp town.
That's how the Birb got the wormb.

I swear to god last time I was buying some sweetz and I was next in line after someone else who wore a wool coat on his teefus, ready as fuck for coldness of winter. He walked out the traphouse to the left then as I was next. I looked at my dealer and sed "god damn how many grams of molly can you scrape offa that motherfuckers teeth" I was utterly taken back. My cow tits went haywire when I saul goodman gracious his teets, mang.

All he hadda do for a good roll was that shit halloweem sneks do widdey tounge, that makes my skin do kickflips harder than tony hawk when sneks licks they nostrils. I don't think that mans dere has an eye color to call his own, his iris is in the color of bug bcoz of his teets exist, man.

 

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Happy Velentines Day,
Signed America.

 

Brown Sugar! What makes you taste so good...

 

It ain't sugar bub
and
it's brown only on a good day.


Never order BLT from my shop, trust me.

 

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LMFAO
Dude I laughed, coughed and almost waterfall'd all this bong water out my nose as I was rippin it when I looked up at the screen. You almost drenched all my "equipment" in frog water from another part of the world, my man. Hab tadpoles in my lungs, mang.

 

It's when you hiccup while saying "Avid" after chugging a beer while trying to explain to your friend what ballqueduccs these Poor Tool croccs are.

 

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