The number of days (after cleaning) it takes for toothpaste sploosh to build up in your bathroom sink.

 

I guess that you never met my cousin Mona! She once spelled out YELLOW in pee, then drank another two beers and finished up with SNOW.

 

You start a hat collection to hide your ever-growing bald spot(s).
Hopefully not a stupid Mountain Dew hippie hat like Mike Campbell or a border patrol sheriff hat like Santana (keep them wetbacks out, Carlos).
Or a greasy doo-rag like keef.
Aging gracefully doesn't come easy for rock stars.
Bad plastic surgery, cheap hair dye and excess makeup make them look like a bunch of over the hill pansies.
And they try to look threatening?
Only if they lose bladder or bowel control onstage.
Or even better, die there so you can say you saw it live.
Maybe even get a selfie with the corpse.
Here's looking at you, Ozzie!

 

Bottom line: how do you know you're getting old?
You wake up and think fuck, I'm old.

 

No. You don't wake up at all

 

Well, that's not old, that's dead. You can be dead without being old.

 

Non Life Crisis!?!

 

happens to me every day.

 

Back when I was your age I used to ..zzzzzzz.......

 

You remember the first time an old guy cursed you with "laugh away but someday ALL this shit is gonna happen to you!" and now that it is you can enjoy saying it to a new generation of young punks.

 

To add to what @Trurl said, when you start conversation with "back in the day we..."

 

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You know you're getting old when your teenage children are all in their forties.

 

When you find BEAT16's posts on the audio shitposting thread funny.

 

I'm not getting older but instead with each passing decade getting stronger, wiser and more creative.