What would aliens think about our nowadays music?

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  1. aleksalt

    aleksalt Producer

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    As for me, the answer is this:

    if they 1st time visited our planet 1000 years ago,
    then 2nd time 150 years ago,
    then 3d time right now
    (each time having a listen to what the aborigines play and sing),
    so their conclusions could be kinda these:

    1st visit: this population is still wild, let's look at them later...
    2nd visit: wow, they become civilized!
    3nd visit: heck, they're becoming wild again...
     
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  3. lukehh

    lukehh Audiosexual

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    They just had to visit us in the 80ies and now.
    "Hey guys look..is this the same Madonna? OK, where is the next planet? All engines to WARP 8, plz"
     
  4. Droplet 2

    Droplet 2 Ultrasonic

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    I've been personally contacted by their A&R, but they weren't willing to pay my cache.
     
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    ᑕ⊕ֆᗰIᑢ Platinum Record

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    If they come back is probably for more Chuck Berry.. :winker:
     
  6. Crinklebumps

    Crinklebumps Audiosexual

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    If David Bowie comes back once again as an alien he won't be impressed.
     
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  7. DoubleTake

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    Silly.
    The Aliens are CREATING the music these days.
     
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    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    They would say:
    "It was too easy to crack their UAD like any stuff they can't crack for years, their software is simply cracked by our AI machines in 1 or 2 nanoseconds, but their hardware is harder, 7 or 8 seconds to copy its 100% with all nuances, but we don't need this shit.... let's make something like they do.... Cool music..... Our onboard computers and buttons on our spaceships sound like bleeps, pings, wheeps, with aliasing.... Why do they minimize and avoid that? Aliasing is the life! True aliasing sound we have been achieving for thousands years, hazillions of speeds of light... They did it since digital appeared and now they kill aliasing with hell technology called oversampling and high sample rates! they try to copy weird analog, but we hate this old shit ancient lifeless farty harmonics and noise, how we are different...more bleeps, more aliasing, more stuff like 9 bit 28.4 kHz sample rate, more jitter, less anal-og. Who developed that analog shit? Why not to start with digital and aliasing? They are weird on Earth! They even haven't heard our cosmic aliasing music in lossy, made by Zqourddfeyq DJs from Andromeda, mastered under the stars radiation and magnetic cold plasma wave flutters for extra cosmic lofi vibes, without their shitty tapes and tubes!!!"
     
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  9. JB44

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    Probably, "Hmmm ... I can feel that. I'm in to it."

     
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  10. pratyahara

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    They would sue us for copyright infringement.
     
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  11. aleksalt

    aleksalt Producer

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    We stole their music?
     
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    grabme Kapellmeister

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    I read that a captured alien decades ago really loved classical music, its possibly something they cant create themselves so our planet would be quite an experience for them. I doubt they like the modern stuff but saying that I sometimes wonder what has happened to the human race to go from the great pop and rock music of the 70s, 80s and 90s to the stuff we hear today which bears no resemblance whatsoever and it sounds alien to me.
     
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    There wouldn't be a fourth visit :rofl:
    I can picture them running away scared shitless
     
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  14. BiG Pluck

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    They think our music is strange & chaotic. They say we still are very immature & have a lot of growing to do. They say we should concentrate on mastering control of our brains and not so much on the immature things of our world. They say if we are to ever stand a chance at being a galactic member of planets truly we must embrace our conscientious.
     
  15. aleksalt

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    So, you're the one of them?
     
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    "That's not the music that we found on this "Voyager" vessel, let's keep searching for the right planet" :dunno:
     
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  17. kingchubby

    kingchubby Rock Star

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    The aliens are fine.
    We are fine.
    Wait until we hear their shit.
    Repeat after me: artistic expressions are subjective.
    What you think is drivel, others consider it the greatest thing ever.
    Change is constant. Stagnation is death.
    Have a great day!
     
  18. BaSsDuDe

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    Beat me to it. :hahaha:
     
  19. Davman

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    I would assume that Aliens are aware of all aspects of human civilization. My contact with them has been quite limited and I have very little recall of our interactions. All I can say for sure is that they communicate via telepathy and they can sense strong human emotions such as fear. They have and can use this method to talk to us and give warnings and as well as make suggestions. I'm sure that they could easily intercept radio and TV emissions. But what they think of such things is not known to me.
     
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    I really want to come up with a counter-question, but I can't because we've never encountered an alien species, and more importantly, their music. That is provided that they have such a thing...

    For fuck sake... I've been off of my sleepy night night tablets for three days and I already regret seeing this post because I'm doing my own head-in! :thanks:
     
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