Cows Love Trombones, Parrots Hate Violas

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  1. Lois Lane

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    And, elephants can twerk.

     
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    Proof then that my ex was a SILLY cow, because she hated trombones.
     
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    here's that elephant again!!!!
     
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    Thanks @droplet. Just a thought but the elephant looked fed up, almost as if he was going to have to help carry the piano back home!
     
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    The elephant is a bit pissed off as before the fellow began playing, he said, "Dumbo, shall I tickle the old ivories now?".
     
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    you guys are right imagine the patience that elephant had. I might have seen my missing tusk on that piano and lost my head.
    I feel the same rage when I do shows in Tokyo and the club books our dinner at on of those places where they eat fucking chimp brains!
     
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    No, no, no...I ordered the SHRIMP!!! :thumbsdown:
     
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