Don't take this too serious but i'm curious as to how much does a g/f cost per year

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  1. Itzehoe

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  2. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    NO WAY.
    Why not? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  3. RobertoCavally

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    Many people ask their accountant which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing?

    The maths on Paul McCartney (vs Heather Mills):

    Purchasing
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

    Heather..
    [​IMG]

    Leasing
    New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen charged $4,000 per night.
    So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night, a $41.7 million savings.

    Kristen...
    [​IMG]

    Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

    * a (real) 22 year old
    * no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
    * never a headache
    * happily agrees to all technical requests
    * no complaining
    * no “Honey - please do this” lists
    * has two legs (gosh, this one is dark.. )

    Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
    All 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

    Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense...

    disclaimer: all accountants opinion/advice, not mine
     
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  4. Lois Lane

    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    If she wants you to buy her Omnisphere it will cost you about $479.°°. If not, then a bit less.

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  5. mk_96

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    The only girl you need in your life is sister site.
     
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  6. Olymoon

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    How much would you cost to your girlfriend?
     
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  7. aleksalt

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    Last year my familiar producer spent on VST plugins more than on his g/f...but he asked me kindly don't tell her about it...
     
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  8. loveriuz

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    Sex-bots are cheaper. And they can play music in their big usb-port :)
     
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