"Use your ears!"
- Vincent van Gogh

 

"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
-- Robert Anton Wilson

 

"To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war."

- Tupac Shakur

 

"You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know.."

V.I. Lenin

 

"This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home."

- 50 Cent

 

“Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country”

- Kim Jong-il

 

"Albert Einstein once said that Gandhi liked to report that Voltaire had once told him that he thought the idea of misattributed quotations was super funny."
- Oscar Wilde

 

There is no greater power than the power of love. It overcomes hatred as light overcomes darkness.

- Martin Luther King

 

Are you sure that was Oscar Wilde? I mean, are you really sure?


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»Wenn Sie verstanden haben, was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann können Sie mir nicht richtig zugehört haben.«

 

Didn't get the joke?

 

oh, i did! and i liked it!
i just tried to give it back.
maybe my humour is different.

 

Touché!

 

"I hate children... I like stones.
Well, let's... Let's stone children."

- Me, myself and my brain

 

some of my favorite quotes:

 

I love you 3000

 

“A good composer does not imitate; he steals.”
― Igor Stravinsky

 

“The more art is controlled, limited, worked over, the more it is free.”
― Igor Stravinsky (Poetics of Music in the Form of Six Lessons)

 

we are a way for the universe to know itself

 

Human is not everything. Just everything is everything.

 

I know, I know, citing Zappa is basically a cheat code for quotes but...

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best."
-- Frank Zappa