'I told you I was ill.'

Spike Milligan's gravestone.

 

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

 

There are more important things in life than constantly increasing its speed.
- Mahatma Gandhi

 

"Life is hard... it's even harder when youre stupid."
- John Wayne

 

"D'oh!"
-H.J.S

 

"Size really does matter."

- Ivor Biggun

 

"Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin"
-- Ralph Nader

 

"I'm not unmindful of man's seeming need for faith; I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's. But to me religion is a deeply personal thing in which man and God go it alone together, without the witch doctor in the middle."
-- Frank Sinatra

 

Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.

- Albert Einstein

The world is not threatened by people who are evil, but by those who allow evil.

- Albert Einstein

 

"If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z. Work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut."
-- Albert Einstein

 

The main problem is selfishness, greed and indifference.
BEAT16

 

You guys got so many good quotes!

 

Science is a wonderful thing, if you don't have to earn a living with it for a living.

- Albert Einstein

 

"I am the Walrus"

- probably the Walrus, and John Lennon

 

"If I were forced to choose
what I have, I have to lose
I need love, that don't mean I need you"

- a line from a song I really like.

 

“Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do!”

― Scott Hall aka. Razor Ramon (1958 - 2022)

 

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
Murphy's law.

 

Mac Please

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Wer mit 20 nicht links ist, hat kein Herz.
Wer mit 40 noch links ist, hat kein Hirn!

(Feel free to translate)

 

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"If you are not a communist at 20, you have no heart. If you are still a communist at 40, you have no head!"
- Josef Stalin