That you would like to gift for the holidays???


-Software
-Hardware
-Other

 

I want golden ears. Not sure if it's just hardware though.

 

i want a lewd ppornstar

 

A bag of hundreds

 

I want a brand new super DAW desktop computer and a darn good flat-handed spanking from Gwyneth Paltrow. Not necessarily in that order. *yes*

 

hmmm I would like to give some spanking to Gwyneth! :P and then all those other nice things, jizzaleedooo, jizzaladee, jizzalahere, jizzalathere... I love things to be covered in white, especially on Xmas. It's so romantic. :P

But seriously, I'd like someone to donate me a winery.

Otherwise I'll have to buy one. I could also grow mushrooms there. Imagine that. All the wine and mushrooms you'll ever need! :P

 

+1 to a bag of non-sequential hundreds

 

Breath and Ribbon controllers... but I will be happy with some health

 

A new WIFE !!!! Now that is a merry Christmas for me

 

Forget it!

I would have loved to finally get NI Komplete... But not for me. I think I will never own it

Also I would love somebody build my dreamhouse for free, no make that two dreamhouses. One house isnt enough. Then I would love a new car. Also a lot of money. Also my own company producing energy drinks.
Yeah that would be cool...

 

I've gotten one, ArticStorm, it's not bad. I really love her and she's absolutely fantastic, checks at all points. d= ;)

@Someone, no matter what I think of NI, Komplete is still definitely the best shit in the VST universe, even I have to admit that. Although I think FM8 is the greatest thing in it, and what I like the best.

 

All I want to for christmas is for all of my family and friends to be happy. Including the Audiosex fam.

Also, two chicks at the same time would be dope. Been wanting that for Xmas for a while, but I think Santa hogs all of those request.

 

hmm... A new hoodie, 3 business partners, a private invester, a few more T-shirts, Iphone 5s(Im getting that next week), some new scuba equipment, a surfboard, a kayak, 3 more fishing rods, a tablet(preferably an ipad), a girlfriend would be nice( because the friendzone isn't fun anymore), a new car(used, a year 2000 Land Rover), spare money so I feed some homeless people, more time to help others, a new pair of cargo shorts, 5 pairs of basketball shorts, a manager for my music career stuff, a 27" IPS monitor, a UAD apollo(best interface ever), Macklemore (to wake me up each morning with his "thrift shop" song), a trip to Israel to see some friends, some good teachers for my 2014 college semester, time - to launch a new cyber bullying campaign, a personal Twerk team( to make sure all my trap music is twerkable), a fishing trip to the Florida Keys, glasses(I need to wear glasses but i dont want to look like a nerd)(cant use contacts because i play sports), a Private donor to help aid the Philippines( Red Cross never does enough), a new apartment for my sister, a new pair of custom sound designing headphones, a new pair of adidas shoes, faster internet, and lastly, TIME. All of these I should have by the end of 2014. Patience and Kindness provide all your needs

 

Don't you ever disrespect the music putting it on the second place, you motha'fucka!!( it's not an insult, i hope i don't get banned )

Btw guys, a wife or a girlfriend can wait, belive me... trust a lone wolf like me, a girl is a weakness for a strong man and you know why? because most of the girls these days are only gold diggers or cocksuckers (i mean, bitches that fall on their knees just to have a bite of your famous cock, pretending that they love you so much that they can die for ya'... when actually... well... i know, the guys here who already have girlfriends will say that i'm just a broken-hearted bad guy with no girls and that's why i would bash the female genre, but if some of you guys who have a girl that truly loves you, which is the most rare shit these days, then you are damn lucky). I don't need a girlfriend because if i wanna fuck, here in this country the premium sluts a.k.a female escort are extra-cheap here.

Back to topic, i am my own Santa and i honestly had a non-greedy wish, strenght.
Strenght to be able to get through all the bad shit that i faced this month.. to be honest, actually my whole life and to be able to fight for my passion... actually the passion that we all have it that brought us together, helping eachother, the MUSIC!. Sincerely i don't expect for such a presents like ready-achievements or ready-made things that would cheat up my whole progression in the journey of my passion... I want to fight with what i have and what i earn on my own, to chase my dreams with no "cheats" so... that's why i need strenght... not only phisically, but also mentally and faithfully. *yes*

Merry Christmas Guys!

 

A constant and decent half time job so I can pay a rent in a nice small place, living alone and having time to study and make more music.
A foreign girl friend with benefits that could suddenly knock my door every time she wants, you know.. to talk, listen some music, have sex (everywhere, I live alone now ), and stay a few days if she wants to.
A computer with no issues this year.
Keep recording and learning.
Start painting, drawing and playing live again.