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Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Feb 15, 2022.

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  1. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    Make it a better place. For you and for me and the entire human race
     
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  4. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    I knew it was just a matter of time before the haters came out. :hillbilly:
     
  5. Peter Gabriel

    Peter Gabriel Platinum Record

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    would have one less pervert:rofl:
     
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  6. Dmotr Softor

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    Without @The Pirate.... it would be less audiosexual.
    P.S. Narcistic post detected!
     
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  7. Darth Vader Son

    Darth Vader Son Banned

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    Oh. thank you for all your hard work! Moderating AZ and upload a mirrors :beg:

    By the way. Her boob fell out.
     
  8. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    I dont moderate shit. Those are the Forum official snitches AKA @Olymoon, and the other guy that likes to insert air compressors in master buses and is known as @No Avenger
     
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  9. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    Narcistic? No, no, no! This is a narcissist post. Do not confuse me with those narcistic bitches. They can't touch this.
     
  10. Dmotr Softor

    Dmotr Softor Kapellmeister

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    Pardonne-moi(decided to show off and therefore insert French),this typo is making me blush. :)
    I just now noticed your signature and another Russian proverb(based on a verse by Mayakovski) immediately popped up in my head:
    Наши руки - не для скуки.*:bleh:

    "Наши руки не для скуки!"
    "И мои..."- могу сказать.
    Мои руки -мои муки,
    Их порою бы связать.
    Мои руки всегда в деле,
    А страдает моё тело...
    Устаю , хочу покоя,
    А они всё трут и моют
    Лепят, вяжут и плетут,
    Сложат что то, разберут.
    Машут, гладят, теребят
    И по клавишам стучат...
    Ох, всего не перечесть!
    Две руки, а если шесть?!
    "Наши руки не для скуки!"
    " И мои..."- скажу вам я,
    Подбивает их на дело...
    Моя дурная голова."
     
  11. The Pirate

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    My perversion is insignificant.No perversion is comparable to that of master pervert @Xupito . Talking about @Xupito I heard that he has been experimenting with air compressors a la @No Avenger in his master bus. Perversion at its best.
     
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  12. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    Just keep your hands to yourself. I am taken.
     
  13. justwannadownload

    justwannadownload Audiosexual

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    Honestly, never noticed their presense here.
    On sister site, however...
     
  14. Dmotr Softor

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    That's the only way I do it! Not without reason, my kindergarten teacher called me with contempt "intellectual (интеллигент*) of the 1920s." Apparently, she recalled the "philosopher's ships" and the words of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: "The intelligentsia is the shit of the nation" (with age, I am convinced of the correctness of this statement).
    *Unfortunately, there is no English equivalent for this term.
    Edit: Damn, I just wrote a narcissistic comment. :deep_facepalm:
     
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    Oh my god! its the pirate! It's been SOOOO long. We need to catchup!... speaking of so, I'm Having a problem with my omnipshere. I don't know how to install it, I'm on step 69,420... are there supposed to be that many steps? What is a STEAM folder? Does it blow hot air? How do I UPDATE it?

    Perhaps Russias invading the Ukraine for the sole purpose of stopping all audiosex members on keyboards asking the pirate how to install omni?

    That's how ww3 starts. The pirate is Vladimir Putin. Conspiracy solved. @The Pirate

    fyi, love this community and the help it has given. without people like you, we'd all be using... nexus 2 and making our drums banging sticks on rocks.
     
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    shake_puig Producer

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    There's only one real PiRATE here I had the pleasure to deal with couple of years ago, a great man with character and understanding, a real hero in my eyes. "The Pirate" to me appears to be kind of the opposite ...
     
  18. Peter Gabriel

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    We all know the real reason you were away was because you flew to Spain to train under The Master himself @Xupito !!
    Your Ass-Piration's must almost be fulfilled as a pervert apprentice.
    You just need that last crack and your good to go!
    Lets just hope that nasty cat @No Avenger lets Xupito out of his perverted air compressing master buss grip in time to respond to this thread.


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    No Avenger Moderator Staff Member

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    ... was such a beautiful place. :rofl:
     
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    was a bit boring here , (I like your very dry humour)
     
  21. Lois Lane

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    I haven't had an orgasm since you left. Thanks for your blessed return:wink:
     
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