I remember insults from grade 6 too. Thanks for the hearty belly laugh!
Now, cheer up emo kid and have you some heavy riffage from Napalm Death.

 

Death Metal is so Fake it's like they're playing Barbie dress up. Bunch of guys tryin look tough, get spanked by their wives boyfriends. Tonedeaf vocalists.

 

LOOL And now there are barbies involved? And what else? That insult is genuinely 3 grades back from grade 6, congrats on outdoing the snoozer you were working with before. You're almost topping Billy Madison on how many grades back you've traveled. You truly are Vlads wife, DJMANI Le Tampon Punani

You've dedicated this entire page to Napalm Death and made it funnier than I could have by my damn self so I'd like to personally thank you with another Napalm Death record which is on the brink of extinction like all of your insults!

 

Best Death Metal out there (it´s just a joke ok)

 

Aw cute DJMani labial tsunami has officially lapped up Billy Madison and moved down to grade 1 where he went back to school cause hes not a fool because he's got picture books without words in them. Now there is black metal, hair metal and heavy metal in the equation? *yawn* Please at least say one thing that's even remotely funny, please I beg you.

Looks like you're a brand new winner of a Napalm Death record, yet again!

 

thread was disappointing, was hoping for less generic industry force fed bands

 

@robbieeparker14 I'm getting into OSDM so I'm piling a ton of those in but feel free to add your own, be the change you want to be not just the theory you speak to me!

 

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Some Favorite Metal stuffs

 

Ok I don't think you can devolve any further than Billy Madison because at least he went back up the grade ladder like he was supposed to but you can't go lower than climbing back into your mothers sweat cave and splash yourself with her fun water then be birthed again. I wish you would actually engage instead of having us watch you slap yourself in the face with your flacid noodle, your moms gave birth to a snoozer unfortunately. You sure came at people hard at first but then you spent the remainder of that time holding onto vlads short skirt lmao

I mean now you're just throwing your shits at the wall and seeing which ones are sticky enough to stay. None of this even has anything to with death metal, you've properly bored me to death... metal ah right he's your prize! Another Napalm Death album!

 

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Whoa, what the fuck is this? I need to hear the rest of this later this today or this weekend sometime. Caught my attention with that intro. Thanks for sharing.

@Oneeyedstan just finished listening to the rest of that album and really enjoyed it. Is it your band/project? I tried to look for more but instead I found another project with the same name but it was black metal. Do they have any more material?

 

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This is a Project from Greg Macintosh (Paradise Lost)!You may also like his former deathmetal project called Vallenfyre

 

Hey DjMani, I find it sad how you handle here in this conversation! It's all about music here. There is not only one kind of music, we should be open for everything. Think about it, instead of making some stupid jokes about one music direction. I for one love metal, death metal as well as drum and bass and many other styles!
Either you like it or you shut up! But probably your limited view or your birdbrain doesn't allow it.

Ohh, before I forget, here are best regards from your favorite band. Hope you enjoy your daily dose:

 

I do not hate or dislike Metal, Death Metal or even crap emo. I just think Donut is kinda funny.


Mick Harris help my friends get their start in Techno
UK industrial techno
Mick Harris and Regis/ Surgeon Downwards

 

Thanks a lot for sharing, I will check those out too. Was that the only album they dropped? Because I'm now a fan.

That's too bad because I wish the feeling was mutual... I think you're less funny than a woke slore trying to cram woke ideology down my throat then bombing harder than The Hindendburg. If you weren't such a snoozer then it would be fun, but unfortunately you're just an annoying skirt with severe skidmark stains. Enjoy cunnilingus with Vlad in your free time and drying your face of flaccid noodle water.

We have a shitposting thread so you can double post irrelevant memes that make no one else laugh or just keep shitposting here, making my lyric writing better and making yourself look like a fine garden tool in the process. Fine with me either way. LOL Anyways here's your daily dose of Napalm Death!

 

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Someday you will actually write good Lyrics?

Looks like you share your Lyric writing skills with B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted.

 

Please just make me laugh at your jokes instead of laughing at your sad attempts, just one time is all I ask. I actually feel kind of bad for taking candy from a kid because you've told me a bit of your age by mentioning you like crappy emo as you put it yourself. I will stop digging into you now, cause your mom might ring me and ask me to stop. lmao

 

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This is as close I could possibly get to actually listening to ICP.