I just organized some passwords I have collected. The classic "bar next corner" of my neighborhood has this one:
123456789123456789

I remember I had to ask twice. The waitress perhaps thought it was too complex. She says "do you want me to write it down for you" and I was like "well, no.. ahem... I have really good memory"

 

Our AudioSexPro security staff recommends:
1234+56789123-456789IamanAudiosexProUser

 

For passwords I use my popular porn name for most things...RonJeremy1313

 

a.) Where on earth are people finding sites that let you register with passwords that are only 6 characters long AND let you use all numbers without needing some combination of upper and lower case letters and special characters? Is this 'back to the nineties' approach a special feature of German password systems?

b.) Ron Jeremy is innocent!

 

Good to know! It does ound like he has a silly lawyer though.

At the time, his lawyer denied the charges, claiming that Mr Jeremy had been "a paramour to over 4,000" women" and that "women throw themselves at him."

Gr8_defencebR0 is my new, newest password. Thanks for the idea.

 

OK, I was joking. He's clearly a creep and a slimeball. That said, anyone who voluntarily hangs around with Ron Jeremy because of his celebrity status has to be at least partially responsible for that unwanted finger up their ass.

 

I was standing at least 15 meters away from him as I saw him walking down the street and he still somehow was able to finagle his finger up my butt, and I was fully dressed with long johns under my jeans while wearing a 3/4 length winter coat How the fuck did he do it? He's not only dangerous to whom he hangs out with but to humanity in general...even from a distance.

 

What can I say? The Hedgehog knows a fan when he sees one. For decades, he could tell who was going to kick up a fuss when that big fat finger came creeping in and he picked his victims carefully.

I'm guessing that as old age came creeping up on him, either his powers of detection or his powers of seduction started to fail him.

More seriously though, Jeremy must have fucked everything that walked for years and years and years. You'd think he'd be like, OK, I've had more hot women than anyone who isn't a billionaire, time to settle down. Presumably, no sane woman would put up with him?

I'm guessing that being something of a creep and pushing the sexual envelope must have been part of his schtick in his youth, but in his late 60's -- who has the time and the energy to be chasing pussy like that? And who the hell would be so dumb as to think hot young women are going to be attracted to you?

I do find something really sad about the whole business. I guess if he did what they accuse him of, he probably deserves some jail time, but America does have this whole thing about making examples of people that results in some real draconian sentences. And six million dollars bail? I guess the whole bail reform business doesn't stretch to covering porn stars in their late sixties.

 

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