SSD meets Sound?

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  1. poly

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    Revelation Audio SSD

    Introducing world's first NVMe M2 SSD designed by audiophiles for audiophiles and serious music lovers. 3D NAND flash in pseudo SLC mode, paired with audio grade ultra-precision external oscillator, 8-layer milspec PCB with 2oz (200% more) copper isolation, 300% more grounding surface, 45u (900%) more gold-plated connectors, external linear power supply input, paired with super high-end audiophile grade Audionote Kaisei capacitors for high frequency noise filtration. Optional heat defusing heatsinks, solid aluminum with copper plating further enhances performance and heat dissipation by more that 10-degree Fahrenheit compare to commercial heatsinks.

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    https://zzyzxphile.com/eng/products/revelation_audio_ssd/
    https://audiophilestyle.com/forums/topic/62753-nvme-ssd-designed-for-audiophiles/#Comments



    Themes for superduper audiophiles only.. ^^
     
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  3. FLRIZDARKK

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    wtf is a audiophile ssd lol and what does a storage drive have to do with audio?
     
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  4. poly

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    Maybe to prevent any interference frequencies.
     
  5. FLRIZDARKK

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    So they charge 800usd to block some frequencies from the PC? I mean unless they are using NASA PC's i'm pretty sure everything is relatively noise free when listening to audio lol. Audiophile market is really this dumb huh
     
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    Yeah but will it charge my phone?
     
  7. MINIGUNPUNK

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    bullsheet
     
  8. BEAT16

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    Great business idea on how to make money out of shit ...! Oh yes, if he still glues two diamonds, that's good for
    his earnings and the sound. He then calls it a "brilliant sound", because a 2 brilliant-cut diamond shines ...!
     
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    Love how on that forum you posted, no one seem to even question it. Goes to show how much of a scam the audiophile market is and how users are literally burning hundreds of money for a 0.1% increase in quality lol
     
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  10. RMorgan

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    Oh yeah...There are two million noise emitting components interacting with each other on a PC...Paying a fortune for this friggin snake oil SSD will make a whole lotta difference...lol
     
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    If you're gonna make a semi-snake oil PC audiophile product, at least make a USB hub that blocks grounding issues...
     
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  13. BEAT16

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    The target audience devised by the marketing research institute are the ultra rich and oil sheiks.
     
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    SSDs don't really cause enough RF emissions to affect any audio components, and even if they did, they would only affect built in analog components of the DAC built into a motherboard. As for the digital side... somebody ought to teach these audiophile fucks about packet data...
     
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    "The initial SQ on casual listening is clean, clear but a little soft and lacking in bass - all the signs of necessary burn-in"

    This is so hilarious, please tell me how to burn in a digital signal. Maybe the 1s and 0s change font or something :rofl:
     
  16. Moogerfooger

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    This is almost as bad as those power cables endorsee whore Pensado was pushing a few years ago... Actually. Yep. This IS just as bad.
     
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    Snake oil, indeed.

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    When the first era of NVMe M.2 SSD was came out, some 'Audiophile' SATA cable seller said that NVMe M.2 SSD is 'sounding dull and narrow', so they recommended stuck in SATA SSD with their 'Audiophile' SATA cable...
     
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    If you buy the musical SSD please don't forget the xtra musical cables, gloves and nail polish :rofl:
     
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    Although we have this rule 'Dishonored content: Includes: ... questionable statements about increasing fidelity without providing evidence' and the dev did not provide any evidence, we decided not to remove it but to move it to the humor sub-forum - because it's Christmas. :winker:
     
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