We need to talk about plugin marketing... (part 1)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Xupito, Nov 29, 2021.

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Thoughts?

  1. Worst plugin ever

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  2. Nah, this shit can't be true. He's trolling

    4 vote(s)
    12.1%
  3. Do you have the address of this mot[CENSORED]? I'm gonna fucking k[CENSORED] him!

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  4. Make it look like an accident

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  5. I'm a peaceful person. Let's just sue the shit out of him. And kill his dog

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%
  6. This morning I was happy. Now I'm nuts

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  7. I just wanna forget I saw this. Thanks for destroying my life you bastard

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%
  8. Best plugin ever. I'm into BDSM

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  9. UVI Falcon version please

    11 vote(s)
    33.3%
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  1. No Avenger

    No Avenger Audiosexual

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    Sure, common procedure. [​IMG]
     
  2. F.L.O.W.

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    Which translates into nonsense for most true Russians.
    I know this from what Tim Crystal says to Europeans on the tracker!
    And this means I am obviously not a Russian hacker.
    So you can strike that off your list!
     
  3. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Wow, such anger. I know this thread is disturbing, but don't kill the messenger! :rofl:
     
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  4. Olymoon

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    It was a joke.
     
  5. JMOUTTON

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    Pet rock for your DAW.

    Up next the Rubber Off plugin with Stealth Mode if you want to sound like Drake, Chris Brown, DJ Khaled.
    Get that genuine sound that lets everyone know you go raw dog style....

    Picture the GUI in your mind, roll it on, roll it off for max effect, or use Stealth Mode control with an LFO or Midi to control it in real time.


    Should have seen this coming after Sausage Fatner and Endless Smile, people buy|sell stupid shit. Especially when they think they are tickling that inside joke funny bone. It's the nature of the beast to be dumb. Want proof, re-read the first part of my post.
     
  6. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Dang, my bad lol. I guess I would have got it if you weren't a mod. Occupational hazard? :winker:
    That caught me off-guard :rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. mk_96

    mk_96 Audiosexual

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    Who the hell voted "Best plugin ever. I'm into BDS" besides me?

    Humanity is lost.
     
  8. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Ooops. Same that gave you best answer
    :rofl::lmao::lmao::hahaha:
     
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  10. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    :rofl::rofl:

    UPDATE: the YT video has been hidden (private). doesn't seem like an accident to me...
     
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    When it comes to wearing masks in public, don't forget

    [​IMG]
     
  12. F.L.O.W.

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    "And there it is! The unexpected curveball that nobody expected!
    The wild card! Baseless! Beautifully irrelevant to the thread title! Thrown out there, into the swimming pool!
    We've seen this type of play before, but never so bold!"

    Having a nice chat with yourself there? Good. :rofl:Me too!
    If it is a dev's trade, it is their profession.
    Or have you ever spent money on an amateur developer?
    I think anybody that can code a plugin or instrument and bothers to do so to sell it is doing it as a profession, no?
    Devs have always got great tips for their own plugins though, have you ever noticed that?! :winker:
     
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