Whoaaaaathefuck is going on in this thread?! LMAO Lars always did look a bit feminine tbh, I always suspected his Meg Whitestripes drumming was because of it. But this labia shitter is anything but feminine if it eats shit.

But in all honesty, I was not prepared to find this in the shit poasting thread today. Caught me way off guard. Don't get me wrong it's fitting. It's a shit posting thread but damn this is fucking literally where you normally would post up your shit lmao

Still I'd rather shit at a truck stop full of cokehead prostitutes but then again that's probably where this toilet comes from.

 

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That's why I got it. Makes me feel powerful before my day starts. It's anal-cavity which protects against plaque.

 

I knew it...Lars has drumsticks for a penis. He was born for the instrument!

 

Here's the full story:
Remember that guy who made a guitar out of his uncle's skeleton?
Now he's built a toilet in the shape of Lars Ulrich..
https://www.guitarworld.com/news/lars-ulrich-toilet

"And if for whatever reason you want to try the toilet out for yourself,
it'll be publicly usable in the bathroom of Tampa, Florida venue The Brass Mug on December 3,
as part of Hellmouth Plumbing Supply's upcoming “immersive art experience”

So if you're American, you've got once in a lifetime chance to do number 2 on Lars's lap!!
(although it will probably be pre-warmed and pre-odored by other devotees )

 

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And yeah, that's his very own uncle turned into a Skelecaster..



Man builds guitar out of his dead uncle’s skeleton, uses it to play black metal..
https://www.guitarworld.com/news/man-builds-guitar-out-of-his-dead-uncles-skeleton-uses-it-to-play-black-metal

 

Thanks @Baxter for the picture.

 

WOW that is just .... WOW
and the guitarist in me is thinking "I wonder how well it plays......

 

Given the context, it should have been this...

 

Playing guitar while someone is filming

 

 

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Three-Eyed Monkey on a Plug is total Win in my book..