audio shitposting meme thread

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    Agreed! It's what happens when Karen with the Overpriced Cafe deficiency gets to slore her way in making laws that doesn't even make sense for themselves even all because someone put a like and subscribe on their mental illness online so it validated it's own repeated punch to the head without a soft helmet.

    See a slore doesn't know wtf is even anything really, well until age 50 where the cement dust coughs up a clout cloud out from underneath their belly and you happened to spot it on OnlyFans. It's the post covid coughisis, I just wish their ass would wear a mask.

    Matter of fact I want damn near every one of their pronouns to wear a mask too. Charge them quadruple the price of one coffee for each table leg supporting their self gender reveal daily. "They" is when a group comes to buy coffee so, fat bitch, maybe you get to pay 4 times the price then. How else will you feed all that fatfobia?

    Anyways who let those bitches into the military where they don't even pull their own weight but still get to vote? That's why they need a tranny to come do it for them because only a pretend vagina does it better. Everyone voted in a limp handed wrist from the left but 80 thousand voters are nowhere to be found cause nobody is standing up for Lets Go Brandon after their vote.
     
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    I love how you did exactly what I said you would by pirating the whole post and stealing the whole show, bravo!
    I love it when the universe just works things out in your favor for you naturally. :rofl:
     
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    Your whole story is super wicked about meeting and lending your guitar to a Marley! Your guitar is also sick but this part made me laugh about the Harley Benton ripoff and you were embarrassed about your headstock. Something only a real guitarist would say lmao

    Did you get to smoke a Marleyboro with his son?
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    @ThrashHead nice beanie weather you got on your head there in the last meme. How long you been taking a drag of that fag? It's time to shave motherfucker. I'm looking dead at you. Yeah, you know which slide you is... Potassium overdosed brown tea bag eyes.
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    You improvised that like jazz guitarist. You hit that 9th chord in the sequence and in music theory on time.

    Tis moment is but a mullet. You used your angle to your advantage and held enough eye contact to only show him the business in the front before you turned to leave where you revealed the party in the back when he wasn't looking already.

    Congrats, you're exactly the type of person that could make "Lets go Brandon" look good. Gubment needs you improvisation power right now.

    Both came from a cloud of fog and recognized each other. You saw the face of his father in his face but he saw a guitar he recognized you as a savior from his previously shitty guitar situation.
    That's a cool random story and I was the same way up until I read your post and realized that Damian and Ziggy aren't the only ones because they are all I knew about since they also make music. They all definitely came from talent. I'm assuming his son played reggae during his performance?

    Edit: I just realized these are videos and not pictures from your post, lmao. Damn man he not only looks but sounds like him. Even more than Ziggy. Wow.

    As far as instrument prices these days. I'm also pretty stoked and surprised you can find a decent instrument for 100-200 papyrus today. I agree with Ovation guitars too, it's not for me. It's good and so is Takamine for that matter but you mentioned richness in timbre in an acoustic guitar then I don't think you could beat a Martin or Taylor for that. Pricing could get crazy though.

    I'm getting into classic fingerstyle, flamenco and nylon string guitar right now. As far as acoustic goes. So I went with a Yamaha for that. I can't remm the model to save my life and it's in the case at the moment because, well death metal is happening with me right now so I'm playing the electric more momentarily. Speaking of hippies I need to keep my tradition up of jamming outside cause it's colder.
     
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    Dude.. you cannot put the word Flamenco, and the word Shit in the same sentence, :dont:
    and not having me.. or a full army of flamenco gipsyes "friendly" twisting your neck till clicks.. lol
     
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    Ok going point by point :

    1- Metal died after 91? A metal purist who likes Black Album? BULLSHIT
    2- 0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0 music theory
    3- Metal started after the Black Album? WHAT ABOUT VOIVOD??
    4- Can't argue with "it's all metal"
    5- so this guy is "it's all metal" too, but unlike the previous dude, he doesn't have the common courtesy to shut the fuck up
    6- I've met a few people like this. I usually tell them I listen to Drake.
    7- Dad is right a 100000%
    8- Bro, have you ever tried Pantera?
     
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    Arr pirate me timbers, mateys.
    We all should embody bees that don't argue with flies on why sucking nectar out of a flower is better than eating shit off the ground.

    On the other hand this is the shitpoast thread where we eat shit for life so ding ding let this mma fight begin.
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    I wouldn't really worry too much about someone coming at you and wasting your energy. Acoustic guitar is great practice on the side of electric for me. Just more ways for me to reach experience. Classic and Flamenco guitar is relaxing and great practice.

    It's territory just comes with jokes like banjos, harmonicas, saxophones and accordions. I don't plan to make Flamenco but it's killer for alternate picking.

    Shouldn't even have to pull back your comments, just flex on a dude with some Chorizo jokes fresh off the stove. Chewing loudly as you fade into the kitchen distance like you have no fucks to give.
     
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