US holiday-Thanksgiving

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  1. rhythmatist

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    The last Thursday in November is a national holiday here in the United States. Very non-denominational. Just a day for everyone to reflect, count their blessings, and traditionally, a feast is involved with family and friends. One of the few holidays I get into (because I am getting curmudgeonly). Decent sentiments. Turkey is often the main part of the feast, so here is my joke: A lady is at the market, sorting through the frozen turkeys to buy a large one for her feast. So, she asks the stockboy- "Young Man, do these turkeys get any larger?" He looks at her for a second and says "No Ma'am, they're dead"--I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
     
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    Happy Thanksgiving mate. Thanks for the joke, gave me a much-needed laugh at a really difficult time. :mates:

     
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    time for me to put my chef's hat on later today then? (any excuse) plenty of turkeys here in the UK :wink:
     
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    STOP EATING MY COUNTRY ASSHOLES!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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