audio shitposting meme thread

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  1. reto

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  2. webhead

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    I saw right away that it wasn't a Carribean beach but didn't know where it was. Cool call.
     
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  7. Ŧยχøя

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    Fact: This is how all your Sampled/Kontakt libraries are recorded..

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    Except,
    it's not naked Japanese chicks, (that's only a box/placeholder..)
    but in fact it's all Fat Hairy Dudes on their Silver years.. :rofl:

    Think about it the next time you're Composing/Producing,
    all that nudity on you ears.. :guru:
     
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  8. Donut Nyamer

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    Oh it's Japanese chicks alright and it's a box for pipe holder.
    I've been to Benihana's. I even have the hat to prove it.

    All pole caught tuna feels the same. Except Japanee puss, see?
    For it feels like the inside of octopus shashimi
    just ask John McAfee or any of his whale pussy.
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    Maybe John McAfee didn't have all his marbles in one place but the sample libraries from your tutorial are welcome to come blow the rust out my trumpet any day!

    At least eastern women- if not western sloridized, could make great traditional housewives. Again, if she didn't fall out of a bukkake van in LA of course. I mean you need to get a plane ticket and see the real Asian women that don't live in a slore filled nation who still hold onto family values.

    Otherwise your dick will look like that eggplant emoji IRL too soon, sonny. Before it melts and falls off like a chocolate bunny.
     
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    Don't have to worry about spaghetti sauce emotions every month if you only play whack a mole whenever you feel like.
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    My old friend of mine Yogi and I went to the Vince Lombardi Rest Area on the New Jersey Turnpike about 40 years ago to buy some weed from a friend of his that was working there in the kitchen. We were kind of tripping and it was a wonder that we even made it there at all as we wete driving in from the Midwood section of Brooklyn. While waiting for the guy to come out of work a Benihana van pulled in with 7 or 8 Japanese guys that were fresh in from Tokyo to begin life as sushi chefs in the USA. We approached them, and through their interpreter told them that we would give them a tour of the famous American attraction named after the greatest football coach ever. There used to be a Superbowl trophy behind glass there and that's where we started our tour. We made up interesting stories of famous visitors like John Wayne that had visited and where they sat, and stuff like that. They were very appreciative and bowed to us upon completion of the tour and seemed genuinely happy to have experienced it on their first evening in the USA.

    The End

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    I thought that you might like to know this...

    Your friend,

    Lois
     
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    That's a very cool story. I love Asians, especially the traditional kind because they are more kind than Amish people who never seen a GPS Navigation System before. I know that if it was on the flip side and I showed up to Tokyo then I would be looking at everything like I'm Amish myself.

    But I have to be honest, with the way your story started I thought Steve Aoki would show up with an 8 ball and some "fan" that gets tossed around like a bag of ket.
     
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    Steve Aoki would have only been about 5 years old and the 8 Ball that he would have showed up with was gonna be the old time magic one...and maybe with a bag a kettle chips if his daddy let him.

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    What happened to Tim P.???

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    Ran into some classics and had to share, regardless whether they fit the thread or not...



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    Giggling still again like a schoolboy. I WAS PAID TO FLY WITH YOU BATMAN!
     
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  18. Donut Nyamer

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    Oh yeah you're right, Rocky was still successfully pulling that switcheroo with that catheter in his penis post boating accident that brought the wife and the side chick into the same room while his dick hole is trying to breathe through that tube and his ever narrowing urethra. Probably hyperventilating and wishing for death instead.

    Anyways I love susi plus Steve Aoki shows are wild, seen him a few times and had a blast every single time.

    Aoki used to be in hardcore punk bands playing guitar before he got into electronic music.
    https://www.traktivist.com/the-punk-bands-of-steve-aoki/
     
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