Greetings. I'm Time Travelling Toaster

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  1. doctorG

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    Why does this seem like a "Foster" infestation..................
     
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    Greetings doctor earthling.

    Nah, this is a Space invasion. Check your keyboard autocorrect settings.

    Type and travel safely,

    - TTT
     
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    How did they toast you in space?
    Or did you toast yourself?
     
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  4. timetravellingtoaster

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    Greetings.. Donut!


    I'm self-toasted. Oh looky.


    Travel safely,

    - TTT
     
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    Greetings honorable space dwelling, time traveling, amorphous, incorporeal being.
    Aka "Time Travelling Toaster"

    It's my pleasure to meet you and ask you two questions that haunt my earthling linear-timed unwarped-spaced plenty-fuckedup soul since I was a little kid.

    1. Are "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" novels based on actual facts? Moreover... are you, in fact, the protagonist?
    2. Is there a parallel universe where Messi stays in Football Club Barcelona?

    Live Long and Prosper
     
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  7. Donut Nyamer

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    Self toasting while you self boasting? That's cheating and masturbating. There is no debating.
     
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    Hi - TimeTravelerToaster


    Will you take us with us?






    - No Time Traveling on this board

    :guru:
     
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  9. Donut Nyamer

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    Leonardo Dicaprio couldn't time travel on his board either but he sure would have loved a toaster.
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Xupito

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    Guys don't worry. It's not like he's not answering our questions.
    He/it's just on another dimtimespace.

    Nah, not really. He's actually on another thread!!! Traitor!!! :wink::rofl:
     
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    good stuff toaster
     
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  15. timetravellingtoaster

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    Greetings Xupito!

    1. Yes, based off of real alternative timeline. No, I am not the protagonist. Great story though.

    2. Yes there is. A universe exists per path of will.

    Nice to commune with you, curious earthling.

    Travel safely,

    -TTT
     
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    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy read by Douglas Adams (4 Parts)




     
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  17. timetravellingtoaster

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    Greetings Donut!

    Hmm. Masturbating, debating, boasting, toasting. Ok I think you're on to something.

    Travel safely,
    - TTT
    Greetings!

    Okay, let's go to deep space!

    Travel safely,

    - TTT
     
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    Greetings!

    Sorry, I was actually traveling to Zazaris. A neat dimension I stumbled upon. Lots of gas there.

    And correct! "It" is correct.

    Travel safely,

    - TTT
     
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    Greetings.

    Interesting read.

    However, contrary to contrary, I am actually a amorphous and incorporeal being. The toaster is a fancied avatar of mine.

    Travel safely,

    - TTT
     
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  20. timetravellingtoaster

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    Greetings!

    Thanks!

    - TTT
     
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