Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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  1. Xupito

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    Imagine the Saturday ones... when the mixing is done... :disco:

    Nah, I am not that lucky :rofl:
     
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    I guess that on Saturdays you have the fallback of your Michael Jackson remix of Beat It...play it again, this time with feeling.
     
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  3. Xupito

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    The more feeling I put into it the more ears bleed. I better stick with butt-percussion... I am very gentle with that :yes::mates:
     
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    Just be careful, sometimes you can trigger a "brown note".:hahaha:
     
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  5. itisntreal

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    or hemorrhoids
     
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  6. Xupito

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    I am lost for words.. :deep_facepalm:
    :lmao:
     
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    i did a stream where i made mayonnaise in to drum and bass
     
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    Hahahah, instruments made of vegetables are amazing
     
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    I'd leave the Butt-congas for the true experts like Xupito,
    but if there's room in the Coconut-bongos section give me a call.. :yes:
     
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    Robert Schneider "Demonstration of Teletron Mind Controller for Synthesizer" 5/7/11 Cine


    The teletron
    The frontman of Elijah Wood's favorite band “The Apples in Stereo” has come up with a very special musical instrument: the Teletron. Robert Schneider built it by hacking Mattel's mind control game Mindflex and adding sensors to his head and a Moog synth. The result is a sound powered by brain waves. "You have to become really aware of your thoughts and make music by stimulating your mind," says Schneider in an interview with Wired.
     
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    You get a more natural percussive spread if you use your dick and balls too. More mallet action. Turns your broken loops into full tracks imo.
     
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  12. Xupito

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    OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Do you guys know when sometimes you regret being a pranker?
    Granted, it goes away fast. Usually.
     
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  13. Donut Nyamer

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    Can't wear your seatbelt when you line up to McDonalds only to remember the ice cream machine is still broken.

    Gotta say what you think so things could get better before they get a whole of a lot worse but at the very least you won't be afraid to live your life or fuck a bitch like a horse.
     
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  14. Donut Nyamer

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    Mic check before mayonnaise becomes a percussive instrument.

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    Save your "Patrick you not lookin so good" comments for some other starfish under a rock.
     
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  15. Donut Nyamer

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    Putumayo seem to think so, they are willing to bet an entire fupa full of mayo to present you from Congo to Cuba!!!
     
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