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  1. thantrax

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    The funny side of marketing.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Well done @thantrax
    Nothing is too expensive to have good volume control :wink:
     
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    No tutorial? [​IMG]
     
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    Mac Please :hahaha:
     
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    If it does not go up to 11, then it ain't worth a cent!
     
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    Will I need two for stereo? :unsure:
     
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    It gets funnier the more I read it.
     
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    I like the $300 crossed out sale price, because it doesn't matter. Everything is always on sale for some ludicrous percentage.
     
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    :dunno:Clicking the button doesn't work, mirror please.
     
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    I need the snake oil guy telling me how he doesn't know "fromp verd hemmo hout-ho use Mekkalout" and how there are too many screwce, or knops, or fayt-hearse, or something? I'm sure he did a comparison of two volume knobs, a while back? (I still hope it was an April fool, but I prolly didn't watch it long enough?) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    I buy it no questions asked.

    But only if it supports Nexus 3 and Cubase XV
     
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    hahah i can totally code this in Juce :D okay the GUI might be the biggest issue :D
     
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    It probably only supports Steinberg Pro-24. Have a look at Offer valid until ... :winker:
     
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    One knob endless possibilities
     
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    does it have the analog warmth of vintage tube discrete tape consoles used in countless award winning records tho?
     
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    Anybody can see that It needs more KNOBS:

    00 - 10
    11 - 20
    21 - inf
    :speaker:
     
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    I saw this too and looked at the date to make sure that 6 wasn't really a 4 on that calendar because this is some April fool shit
     
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    One knob to rule 'em all
     
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