Free mastering for nerdy girls with large b00bz

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  1. Tele_Vision

    Tele_Vision Platinum Record

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    I have a copy of frooty loopz and sausage fattener and as a result I"m now a pro mastering engineer. I am offering free pro mastering to any nerdy girls with large b00bz. if all this sounds good, DM me pics of your bobs and vagene to my inbox. Depending on cup size I will get back to you and let you know if I can use my sausage fattner on your mixes.
     
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  3. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    :rofl:
    I would do much more than a free mastering, but good try :wink::rofl:
     
  4. Donut Nyamer

    Donut Nyamer Audiosexual

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    I read those requests in a similar way when threads like that open.

    "Give me your stems, I will Artificial Intelligence that right up for you for a small fee"

    "Trust me, I will never steal your work. That would not be very cash money of me, it's written in the gangsta code book"
     
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    is this a master bait and switch?
     
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